ayb's definitions

Survivor

A boring reality TV show that just won't die already.

However, I have an idea though for the next Survivor show. I propose a new episode, called Survivor Compton (or Survivor Detroit as an alternative), where you put 21 people composed of Yuppies, soccer moms, valley girls, and KKK members, all right in the heart of the ghetto. They will have 21 days to make it through alive, and if they survive, they will share or take home the $200,000 prize, depending on how many are left standing.

I doubt, however, that any of them will make it past Day Three. LOL.

by AYB October 20, 2003

Harry Potter

It was okay until it became marketed as aggressively as Nintendo's Pokemon franchise. Now every new Harry Potter update is enough to induce severe migraines.

In three years time, parents across America and Europe will be too embarrased to even mention being suckered by the Harry Potter marketers.

by AYB June 21, 2003

cartridge

An external data storage device that is connected to a computer or other recording device through a specially designed slot.

Before the CD-ROM was invented, most videogames were stored in cartridges.

by AYB April 10, 2003

Anna Nicole Smith

A gold digger who married some old tycoon and inherited 250 million dollars when he died. She even put on quite a drama during the family court dispute with the oldest son over the money.

Anna Nichole Smith sure is putting that old man's hard-earned money to some use. Holding lavish parties and squandering it on useless shit while the real inheritors shake their heads with shame.

by AYB May 29, 2003

ethic

The knowing of the difference between right and wrong. A set of moral principles.

bosses, lawyers, and politicians have no knowledge of ethics. Or they just don't give a fuck.

by AYB October 18, 2003

videogame

The target of every Soccer mom, politician, and feminist who (1) has never played a videogame in her life, (2) doesn't know how to discipline her kid, thanks to all the time she spent marrying and divorcing 4 or 5 times, and (3) is looking for an easy scapegoat for her incompetence.

Lieberman: Videogames like Street Fighter 2 Turbo and DOOM are responsible for all violent behavior in children.

by AYB September 10, 2003

trailor park

Mispelling of trailer park.

by AYB February 18, 2003