awmm's definitions

Right Privilege

The system in which everything in the world is designed for right handed people to use, while being difficult for the rest of us.

All these scissors are meant for right handed people. And I can't find a desk to write on in my classroom. This is right privilege.

by awmm July 5, 2017

If life was fair there would only be one bra size

What my grandmother told me every time I complained about something that was unfair.

If life was fair there would only be one bra size.

by awmm February 23, 2021

Pornothologist

A person who makes videos of birds having sex

Jeffrey is a pornothologist. He filmed birds mating.

by awmm January 17, 2017

42069

The zip code for Melber, Kentucky.

If you live in Melber Kentucky, your zip code is 42069.

by awmm May 4, 2020

teeyin

How people in the South pronounce "ten".

What time will you be home?
About teeyin.

by awmm October 31, 2020

St-Hubert

A restaurant chain based in Montreal with locations all across French Canada. Most of their restaurants are in the province of Quebec, but there are a few near Ottawa and some in New Brunswick. Their chicken is so much better than Swiss Chalet, and they have unlimited cole slaw as well as those yellow delivery cars.

St-Hubert is so much better than Swiss Chalet

by awmm August 24, 2018

drighrngry

A combination of drunk, high, horny, and hungry all at the same time.

I'm so drighrngry right now.

by awmm June 24, 2021