Comfterble

An idiot's way of saying comfortable

This sofa is so comfterble

by awmm October 01, 2016

Comfterble

How stupid people say comfortable

This bed is comfterble

by awmm October 01, 2016

Czechia

The logical thing to call the Czech Republic if you don't call Slovakia the Slovak Republic.

I am going to Czechia this summer.

by awmm July 18, 2016

Ketchup Fart

When a ketchup bottle is nearly empty and you squeeze it to try to get what little is left out, but most of what comes out is just air and a few drops of ketchup.

Last night we grilled burgers, but we neglected to make sure we had enough ketchup for everyone, so when I was putting ketchup on mine the bottle was almost empty and I squeezed it as hard as I could, but most of what I got was just ketchup farts.

by awmm May 31, 2015

couldja

A lazy way of saying "could you"

Couldja try to pronounce your words better?

by awmm May 17, 2020

lying sos

Lying sack of shit

I know you were the one who broke the window you lying sos

by awmm February 11, 2020

Pornothologist

A person who makes videos of birds having sex

Jeffrey is a pornothologist. He filmed birds mating.

by awmm January 17, 2017