by awmm December 14, 2019

The system in which everything in the world is designed for right handed people to use, while being difficult for the rest of us.
All these scissors are meant for right handed people. And I can't find a desk to write on in my classroom. This is right privilege.
by awmm July 05, 2017

by awmm February 22, 2015

A chain of Texas themed steak restaurants (although it was founded in Indiana and it's currently based in Kentucky). It's known for its bread rolls and buckets of peanuts.
by awmm December 10, 2018

A fictitious disease made up by idiots. The actual fly has absolutely nothing to do with your stomach or your digestive system.
Moron: I think I might have the stomach flu.
Doctor (or anybody with an IQ in the triple digits): No you don't because that doesn't exist. You probably have gastroenteritis.
Doctor (or anybody with an IQ in the triple digits): No you don't because that doesn't exist. You probably have gastroenteritis.
by awmm November 09, 2017

Neither of us knew how to fix our dishwasher, so we knew that if we would be in for a major upfucking if we didn't call for help.
by awmm May 21, 2018
