author's definitions

wartard

Any supporter of Operation Iraqi Freedumb.

Fuck wartards. Those wartards are shitting in their own nest, but they're shitting in ours too.

by author December 20, 2006

Bum

US/Canada
1. Pejorative for a homeless person, - especially one that makes no attempt to work or better himself (contrasted with the more respected working homeless “hobos”). Probably comes from the expression “lazy bums.”
Get a job you F’ing bum.

2. To shamelessly ask for something (in the manner of a bum – see above).
Dude can I bum a cigarette, five dollars, and a ride to the…

3. A loser with nothing going for him (no job, no aspirations etc). Especially an unworthy husband or boyfriend.
I can’t believe she’s with Jim. Always drinking, never workin, the guy is a bum.

UK/Commonwealth:
4. The more polite way of saying ass.
Does my bum look big in this?

5. To do in the bum.
I bummed a tart.

Afganistan
6. Bum is a major city in Afganistan.

I bummed a ride to Bum where I bummed a bum in his bum.

by author December 9, 2008

Megawatts

A doctor prescribed bath to treat heterosexuality in which the person affected soaks in warm water while ten litres of boiled semen is poured over their head.

That person smells like they just had a megawatts or two.

by Author March 7, 2003

Bluenited States

The blue states (the west coast and northeast/upper midwest), which are anything but United with the red states of Jesuslandia.

The Bluenited States are not United with the Red States.

by Author June 29, 2006

Operation Iraqi Liberation

What the US government was calling the Iraq War before they realized the title was more appropriate than it should have been (Operation Iraqi Liberation – O.I.L.). This is not an urban legend made up by leftists; check the official whitehouse press release:

www.whitehouse.gov/news/rele ases/2003/03/20030324-4.html
(delete space in "releases")

Operation Iraqi Liberation liberated something, but it wasn't Iraqis (it was O.I.L.).

by author August 2, 2006

ogusers

Website where dirty coin is laundered for "og" usernames on the internet.

"BUY MY DARK IG FINAL ON OGUSERS"
"Ew no"

by author July 15, 2023

William Kristol

A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist.

The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like William Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.

by author July 18, 2006