authOOr's definitions

Finkle

1. Laces out. No laces in.

2. To change gender after experiencing an extremely embarrassing situation.

Fundo decided to finkle his sneakers after he tripped over his laces and fell on his medulla oblongata. He was angry.

After tripping on his laces in front of a crowd of four thousand three hundred ninety-seven people, Fundo decided to disappear via methods of finkling.

by authOOr August 24, 2006

baby trade

The sales of babies to parents who cannot produce offspring.

Fundo got mixed up in the baby trade, and sold 3 of his babies to buy a new house and a flat screen TV.

by authOOr June 27, 2006

psychics

Psychics are federal agents.

Fundo talked to the psychics, and they told him how to join the gang.

by authOOr June 24, 2006

tummyache

a tummyache is a boner

Fundo had a tummyache, so he bent forward to hide his bulge.

by authOOr July 5, 2006

prom

Porn involving dyslexia.

Dyslexio: How was your prom last night?
Dyslexia: The lighting sucked, but then again, so did I.
Dyslexio: You're so dirty.

by authOOr June 19, 2006

tagger

The fag who switches the brand name tags on your brand name shirt, and replaces it with K-mart or WalMart brand attire.

Fundo found out his gay friend was a tagger when he caught him attaching the new Coconut Country tag onto his Banana Republic shirt.

by authOOr July 10, 2006

ripe

One who is seventeen years old.

Fundo: Check out that high schooler. She looks ripe.

by authOOr August 24, 2006