Definitions by authOOr

in my jammies 

While on the phone, it means to be thinking about someone else.

*on the phone*
Fundo: Hey girlfriend, what are you up to?
Girlfriend: Nothing. Just watching TV in my jammies.
Fundo: Shweeeet.
Girlfriend: *snicker*

in my jammies by authOOr June 27, 2006

pencil pusher 

One who sells pencils at the local street corner
or
One who pumps lead into bystanders.

Ticonderoga called the cops on Fundo for illegally selling pencils. Fundo was labeled a pencil pusher.

pencil pusher by authOOr June 27, 2006

pirates 

the code word for parties.

Fundo: Hey Goober, what pirates are going on tonight?
Goober: Quit talking like you're dylsexic.

pirates by authOOr June 27, 2006

dipsut 

dipsut is stupid. stupid is dipsut.

stupid is dipsut. dipsut is stupid.

dipsut by authOOr June 27, 2006

dirtface

the feeling of dried up dirt, sweat, and/or sex juice on your face after a long day of hard work.

After a long day of hard work, Fundo got home and slept, only to find the Shroud of Fundo on his pillow when he awoke. He thought it was a message from the messiah, but it was really just his dirtface.

dirtface by authOOr June 27, 2006

learning a new language 

when you are learning a new language, you are working on a new piece of ass.

Fundo's girlfriend told him that she was learning a new language, so Fundo decided to choke a bitch.

learning a new language by authOOr June 27, 2006

car problems 

When one has car problems, they have trouble getting ass or getting the party started.

Fundo wasn't getting laid and when his friends asked him why, he said he was having car problems.

car problems by authOOr June 26, 2006