Assclown's definitions

acidhead

Someone who is hooked on acid.

People who listen to the grateful dead are 10x more likely to be acidheads than the regular population.

by Assclown July 21, 2003

fagmeister

Homosexual of German ancestrty who listens to Techno dance music and has an enormous collection of black leather clothes.

"Dude, check out that fagmeister in the corner sucking off that guy!"

by AssClown September 9, 2003

emi

Short for Emily

Emi, you are so DAMN HOT!

by Assclown June 18, 2003

kashi

Seven whole grains and sesame cereal, sometimes used as a singing aid. Often associated with ass-kicking metal music about givin props to all.

This one goes out to all my girls with braces, Keepin it metal, keepin it tight, Adam Eat the Kashi for the ladies

by AssClown February 26, 2003

shman

abbreviation for she-man.

A shman!!!

by assclown October 24, 2003

Artillery Chicken

Word for a female that is penetrated multiple times by a group of men in many different areas.

Me and my roommates made that girl an Artillery Chicken last night!

by Assclown May 23, 2004

wankbidextrous

Able to use both hands with equal facility for the perposes of masterbation

"i can jackoff with my left hand or my right hand. I'm wankbidextrous".

by assclown January 26, 2005