Assclown's definitions

alan estrada

Super gay fat Mexican TV show host on Univision that you could swear he's Chinese despite claiming that he is Mexican, the most feminine Asian Mexican you'll ever see

Wow look at Alan Estrada smiling, he must have gotten dick last night

by assclown February 27, 2015

hamburgler

One who deems it appropriate to burgle ham.

by assclown October 24, 2003

shman

abbreviation for she-man.

A shman!!!

by assclown October 24, 2003

fagmeister

Homosexual of German ancestrty who listens to Techno dance music and has an enormous collection of black leather clothes.

"Dude, check out that fagmeister in the corner sucking off that guy!"

by AssClown September 9, 2003

wankbidextrous

Able to use both hands with equal facility for the perposes of masterbation

"i can jackoff with my left hand or my right hand. I'm wankbidextrous".

by assclown January 26, 2005

Artillery Chicken

Word for a female that is penetrated multiple times by a group of men in many different areas.

Me and my roommates made that girl an Artillery Chicken last night!

by Assclown May 23, 2004

kashi

Seven whole grains and sesame cereal, sometimes used as a singing aid. Often associated with ass-kicking metal music about givin props to all.

This one goes out to all my girls with braces, Keepin it metal, keepin it tight, Adam Eat the Kashi for the ladies

by AssClown February 26, 2003