Definitions by arnie123
Penalty stroke
a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.
Penalty stroke by arnie123 April 4, 2015
Arkanoid Psycho
A species of human being most commonly found aboard Carnival cruise ships during the early 1990s. The Arkanoid Psycho is a middle-aged unmarried male obsessed with playing Arkanoid whose obsession drives him to spend countless hours, quarters, and valuable vacation time trying to advance just one more level. The Arkanoid Psycho has little patience, and will swear profusely while playing, particularly when anyone is kicking the near-by “Lucky & Wild” cabinet for free games.
Brother A: “Hey, you want to go to the ship arcade and kick the Lucky & Wild game for a few hours”?
Brother B: “I don’t know. The Arkanoid Psycho is probably there and might kill us if we do that again. Let press all the buttons in the elevator instead”
Brother B: “I don’t know. The Arkanoid Psycho is probably there and might kill us if we do that again. Let press all the buttons in the elevator instead”
Arkanoid Psycho by arnie123 January 31, 2014
Yellow Springs
A small town in Ohio who residents are so in love with how "tolerant" they are, that they don't realize just how intolerant they are of anyone who doesn't share their worldview. Anything that could potentially be cool about the town is ruined by the residents.
For example, one may think that going on a guided hike in Glen Helen would be a fun time. However, such a hike is infected by the "young men with a cause" who show up for it, and spend the entire hike talking about their cause to each other and bragging about what they have done for their cause.
Also, a potentially cool store like Dark Star comics is ruined by the million buttons and bumper stickers that one has to deal with with that contain angry and hateful slogans towards anyone who doesn't share the leftist political views of the typical yellow springs resident.
Other examples include the local head shop being filled with "You steal you suck" signs and etc etc etc.
Basically, it's a town that claims to embrace diversity and hate fundamentalism, but in all actually it's a homogeneous
fundamentalist cesspool for the self-appointed "prophets" of the far left.
In conclusion, you'll hear more preaching after spending 30 minutes in Yellow Springs then you'll hear from a listening to a years worth of sermons at church.
For example, one may think that going on a guided hike in Glen Helen would be a fun time. However, such a hike is infected by the "young men with a cause" who show up for it, and spend the entire hike talking about their cause to each other and bragging about what they have done for their cause.
Also, a potentially cool store like Dark Star comics is ruined by the million buttons and bumper stickers that one has to deal with with that contain angry and hateful slogans towards anyone who doesn't share the leftist political views of the typical yellow springs resident.
Other examples include the local head shop being filled with "You steal you suck" signs and etc etc etc.
Basically, it's a town that claims to embrace diversity and hate fundamentalism, but in all actually it's a homogeneous
fundamentalist cesspool for the self-appointed "prophets" of the far left.
In conclusion, you'll hear more preaching after spending 30 minutes in Yellow Springs then you'll hear from a listening to a years worth of sermons at church.
Boy, Glen Helen would be an awesome place to hike if it wasn't in Yellow Springs. Actually, almost anything in Yellow Springs would be an awesome place if it wasn't in Yellow Springs.
Yellow Springs by arnie123 January 13, 2013
fetarded
A combination of fucked-up and retarded. Used to describe an action, person, etc. that is simultaneously bizarre and stupid.