FUBAR

(adjective)
Pronounced Fooh-Bahr, short for Fucked Up Beyond Repair
Examples include the American voting system, the economy, and the brains of baby boomers

This shit is way beyond FUBAR!
Dude America is FUBAR.
Those capitalist pigs are FUBAR, don't you agree comrade?

by armageddon ham December 22, 2020

Vsauce

A hivemind comprising 3 geniuses, all united under the D!NG project, you may be asking, is Vsauce an actual sauce? Maybe. You may also be asking, how can I experience this 'Vsauce'? Well watching Vsauce is something you can Do, !Online Now Guys.

Person 1: What if everybody jumped at once?
Person 2: Vsauce1 already talked about that

by armageddon ham September 15, 2020

Quaranta Giorni

Italian for 14 days, how long ships would have to stay docked during the black death. Be honest, you heard it from Russel in Half-Life: Alyx.

Alyx: I don't actually know that much about the quarantine zone
Russel: Well the word 'quarantine' comes from the word quaranta giorni, which is how long ships would have to stay docked during the black death.

by armageddon ham September 26, 2020

15 minutes

15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance if you switch to Geico

Person 1: Hey so how are you today?
The Gecko: 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance if you switch to Geico

by armageddon ham September 15, 2020

quarantine 15

as a result of being in quarantine, you don't get any exercise and gain 15 kilograms/pounds. you can use any number from 13-119, but generally its 15. the name comes from the term "freshman 15", when freshmen don't have anyone to cook for them and they eat nothing but mcdonalds and starbucks muffins.

"Man, Dave came down with a case of quarantine 15."
"Yeah, I've done nothing but gaming and watch tv, I have the quarantine 30

by armageddon ham March 25, 2020

Idiot

If you have to look this up you're one of them

You're an idiot if you don't know what idiot means.

by armageddon ham December 22, 2020

TikTok

The greatest septic tank of cringe there is, next to iFunny and 4chan.
A place where underage kids go to look at Fortnite memes from 2+ years ago
Probably government spyware

'Vro that meme is stolen and it's stolen from fucking TikTok.'
'Jesus fucking christ my little brother is on TikTok.'
'They're banning TikTok, I see this as an absolute win.'

by armageddon ham September 26, 2020