Definitions by aretegroup

burning a loaf 

Burning a loaf. A human defecation that follows a large and particularly spice-laden meal that emits a complex aroma with notes of tar and smoldering rubber.

Shad, where have you been?

—I was off burning a loaf after stuffing myself st the Indian buffet.

burning a loaf by aretegroup April 21, 2018

Dicklings 

Siblings born of the same father but by different mothers, or also known as half-sisters or half-brothers.

As Erick explained again to the social worker, "No, listen. Both my children, Hank and John are dicklings. They're only related because of me. They have different mothers.

Dicklings by aretegroup June 12, 2017

fecal flower

The splatter from a bowel movement that leaves evidence on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Cheryl, having ate too much processed food the day before, had a bowel movement that left a fecal flower on the inside of the toilet bowl.

fecal flower by aretegroup May 7, 2017

lady candy 

The line that forms when a woman crosses her leg; from the side this constitutes a straight-line from the back of the hamstring to the curve of the visible buttock in the form the shape of a candycane

Shelia's position in the chair when she crossed her legs was a delicious shape of a candy cane, forming a lady candy viewpoint.

lady candy by aretegroup December 2, 2016

Cocaine titties 

The burst of excitement felt in one's breast upon the initial sexual touch of a partner's genitalia on the recipient's body.

yeah my date was the shit bro. When I sat on him I got the cocaine titties.

Cocaine titties by aretegroup September 19, 2016

Butter noose 

A rope of semen laid along the neck of an individual typically as the end result of titty fucking.

Hey Kev how did your date with Amanda go? Great. You know I titty fucked those fun bags and have her the biggest butter noose I've ever seen.

Butter noose by aretegroup September 17, 2016

Cunting Off

To spend time entertainingly with no apparent purpose. It is a version of "to fuck off" except using a favored Canadian word-"cunt"-as a substitute.

Rob and Kevin figured the best use of a Saturday afternoon in the summer cunting off and drink beer at the local microbrewery.

Cunting Off by aretegroup August 6, 2016