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Chum

To entice strippers by selectively throwing out several dollars at a time in order to gain more attention.
Oh man I blew $300 at Jiggles last night.

WTF Pablo. Why didn't you just throw out some chum like I did? The chicks were all over me.
by aretegroup March 13, 2015
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fecal flower

The splatter from a bowel movement that leaves evidence on the inside of the toilet bowl.
Cheryl, having ate too much processed food the day before, had a bowel movement that left a fecal flower on the inside of the toilet bowl.
by aretegroup May 7, 2017
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bamazon

When you make a mobile purchase so quick that it produces an exhilarating feeling of satisfaction.
Hey Kevin, what do you think about this great deal on this French press? Should I buy this?

I already found an awesome deal and I bamazoned it-- it's coming tomorrow.
by aretegroup March 30, 2015
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Dutch dusting

When you purposefully fart in someone’s bed to retaliate or preemptively take action against what you think they may do to you.
Kitty: “That guy who checked into room 3400 was a real asshole to the bell hop.”
Kim: “I know, I am Dutch dusting his bed when I clean the room today.”
by aretegroup June 17, 2018
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Cocaine titties

The burst of excitement felt in one's breast upon the initial sexual touch of a partner's genitalia on the recipient's body.
yeah my date was the shit bro. When I sat on him I got the cocaine titties.
by aretegroup September 19, 2016
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diva crow

To make a law suppressing an alternative gender/sexual orientation.
Indiana Gov. Mike Pence's signature on the diva crow law also known as the religious freedom law codified one person's religious belief so that it could overrule another's.
by aretegroup April 3, 2015
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waist scarf

When a stripper uses a scarf or similar garment to conceal the after effects of giving birth in an effort to garner larger financial gains.
Here, hun, before you go on stage you gonna want a waist scarf if you don't want scare the guys away with that botched caesarian.
by aretegroup August 30, 2014
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