aretegroup's definitions

Chum

To entice strippers by selectively throwing out several dollars at a time in order to gain more attention.

Oh man I blew $300 at Jiggles last night.

WTF Pablo. Why didn't you just throw out some chum like I did? The chicks were all over me.

by aretegroup March 13, 2015

costco effect

Over purchasing because the price per unit is too attractive to pass up.

Aw, Mike why did you buy three 48-ounce bottles of ketchup? The Costco effect got you. The second two are going to expire before you get to them.

by aretegroup March 30, 2015

fecal flower

The splatter from a bowel movement that leaves evidence on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Cheryl, having ate too much processed food the day before, had a bowel movement that left a fecal flower on the inside of the toilet bowl.

by aretegroup May 7, 2017

Butter noose

A rope of semen laid along the neck of an individual typically as the end result of titty fucking.

Hey Kev how did your date with Amanda go? Great. You know I titty fucked those fun bags and have her the biggest butter noose I've ever seen.

by aretegroup September 17, 2016

proximity enticement

The opposite of approach avoidance. To become increasingly attracted to a decision as one nears the decision moment.

"I felt a bit guilty when I told my wife I was going bowling, but as we pulled up to Jiggles the sense of proximity enticement washed that all away. "

by aretegroup February 27, 2015

burner pad

An apartment that is rented out with the sole purpose of conducting activities you would not do at your own home.

Hey Michelle, how’d that online hookup date go?

Totally awesome. I had him call up a couple of his friends and acted like a total slut. Good thing we were at my burner pad. I don’t need them knowing where I live.

by aretegroup June 25, 2018

lady candy

The line that forms when a woman crosses her leg; from the side this constitutes a straight-line from the back of the hamstring to the curve of the visible buttock in the form the shape of a candycane

Shelia's position in the chair when she crossed her legs was a delicious shape of a candy cane, forming a lady candy viewpoint.

by aretegroup December 2, 2016