aretegroup's definitions
When you ejaculate into a tube of facial sun
block and give it to your partner who refuses to accept a facial during sex.
block and give it to your partner who refuses to accept a facial during sex.
“How’s the sex with that new summer hottie you’re seeing?”
“Just OK. The only way I get close to finishing the way I like is to SPF Facial the sunblock.”
“Just OK. The only way I get close to finishing the way I like is to SPF Facial the sunblock.”
by aretegroup June 27, 2018
Get the SPF Facialmug. When you purposefully fart in someone’s bed to retaliate or preemptively take action against what you think they may do to you.
Kitty: “That guy who checked into room 3400 was a real asshole to the bell hop.”
Kim: “I know, I am Dutch dusting his bed when I clean the room today.”
Kim: “I know, I am Dutch dusting his bed when I clean the room today.”
by aretegroup June 17, 2018
Get the Dutch dustingmug. The burst of excitement felt in one's breast upon the initial sexual touch of a partner's genitalia on the recipient's body.
by aretegroup September 19, 2016
Get the Cocaine tittiesmug. That morning-after hesitation when a house guest wonders if they are obligated to wash their own sheets after having sex with a middle-aged bartender in a friend’s guest room.
Kevin stood outside Rob’s bedroom door, holding a bundle of sloppy, soaking sheets, frozen in a soiled laundry quandary.
by aretegroup February 9, 2019
Get the soiled laundry quandarymug. A conversationalist who demands the majority of conversation time often to the dissatisfaction of others in the conversation.
"Hey honey how was your time out with the girls?"
"It was OK, but I couldn't get a word in edgewise because Debbie is such an alpha-talker."
"It was OK, but I couldn't get a word in edgewise because Debbie is such an alpha-talker."
by aretegroup September 2, 2015
Get the alpha-talkermug. The act of making online donations to feel better about your grossly consumer lifestyle that often directly negatively impacts the causes you donate to online.
Darlene is such a cunt. She thinks she's saving the world with her practice of e-humanism, but her day-to-day consumerism defeats her supposed online sensitivity.
by aretegroup August 30, 2014
Get the e-humanismmug. Hey Kevin, what do you think about this great deal on this French press? Should I buy this?
I already found an awesome deal and I bamazoned it-- it's coming tomorrow.
I already found an awesome deal and I bamazoned it-- it's coming tomorrow.
by aretegroup March 30, 2015
Get the bamazonmug.