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the last one

The "last one" is the last of a group of friends to engage in sexual relations with a member of the opposite gender. This person is consistantly teased and harassed regarding this shortcoming, with remarks like, but not limited to: "haha, (insert name here), you havent had sex yet!". Anger and frustration is usually carried out on other people and objects, such as televisions and video game controllers. The frustration reaches its peak when the "last one" is reminded that the quiet asain kid that lives above him is dropping the hammer and he is not. The lack of intercourse and cross-gender relations has led the "last one" to become quite adept at playing HALO 2, however, those sexually-experienced friends of his are beginning to challenge his reign.
the "last one": "haha, you suck, i just rocket-sniped your ass!"

sexually-experienced friend: "dude, shut up, youre the last one..."
by anonymous February 27, 2005
mugGet the the last onemug.

Up the Bum

when michael takes random people (e.g his father) up the bottom
by Anonymous April 1, 2003
mugGet the Up the Bummug.

jitter bug

when you suck somebody's dick and the nut, and then you try to suck it again, and they start to jump
don't be such a jitter bug, you,ve only nutted once
by Anonymous April 7, 2003
mugGet the jitter bugmug.

Tugg

Fupa Crew member; has mental problems and is otherwise designated as "special"
Tugg, I want you to turn the violence meter down just a tad.
by Anonymous August 12, 2003
mugGet the Tuggmug.

swole

Being jacked
Just got back from liftin some weights gettin swole
by Anonymous June 2, 2003
mugGet the swolemug.

jaykub

jaykub is the shit.
by Anonymous May 5, 2003
mugGet the jaykubmug.

poop chute

the anal excretory canal.
get a doctor! it went up his poo chute sideways!
by Anonymous January 24, 2003
mugGet the poop chutemug.

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