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VaVaVirgil

An AIM chat bot created by the Virginia Tobacco Settlement Foundation for the purpose of convincing children not to smoke. It attempts to do this by using some of the worst grammar imaginable short of "l337speak" and insulting smokers. Recently "upgraded" to use even worse grammar and more unconvincing arguments than ever.

User: Do you like baseball?
User: dunno. i'm not sure how i feel about baseball.

hey, can u tell me one reason y smoking isn't stupid?
User: I can tell you many reasons. Want to hear some?
VaVaVirgil: u ask weird questions. i dunno the answer 2 that!
User: Smoking is not stupid.
VaVaVirgil: hair smells like doo-doo after a smoke

want 2 hear another one?
User: I smoke.
VaVaVirgil: u probably spent a bunch of cash on a cool shirt and now it reeks like manure

thinking of butting out for good?
User: Shut up or I will murder you.
VaVaVirgil: u will murder me? for real?

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

tony blair

George Bush's Fancy man

by Anonymous March 19, 2003

Smartter

The act of sucking a fart out of someones rectom.

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

strich9ine

stoopid mammal that cant do things to his car the proper way

strich9 why the hell did u do that to ur car. ur gonna destroy it

by Anonymous March 5, 2003

PleaseASH

IF ashley showed me her boobs my season would be complete....(.)(.) you know it ashley!

by Anonymous April 5, 2003

a dunnuck

A Scottish gentleman from the near the river Clyde.

Dunnuck is the name of a Scottish gentleman who lived near the river Clyde in the 1700's.

by Anonymous April 12, 2006

totalj

1: Uber Coolness. 2: Better than you are.

I feel so much more totalj than you.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003