anonymous's definitions
Being able to talk your way into any situation (or out of it), find out about any person, and know someone wherever you go.
Joe Collins is known as Captain Schmooze because of his innate ability to schmooze anyone or anything.
by Anonymous June 6, 2003
Get the schmoozemug. 
by Anonymous March 20, 2003
Get the whodimug. Someone who cares deeply for the direction of our country and refuses to go along to get along. A person that will question our government and try to persuade others to do the same to ensure proper behavior on the part of our elected officials.
by Anonymous May 6, 2003
Get the Sspraguemug. An abbreviation for 'child molester,' commonly used to describe someone who prefers partners that are of an illicite age bracket, or toddlers. These people are considered the lowest of the low, but we still have plenty of chimo jokes we like to tell our friends, don't we.
Joke: What's better than having sex with two eighteen year olds? Having sex with eighteen two year olds.
"Nathan's brother Mike is a total fucking chimo."
"Nathan's brother Mike is a total fucking chimo."
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
Get the chimomug. 