anonymous's definitions

hrrb

Hrrb is an onomatopoeia that a tomato makes while existing. It is distinct from other such tomato onomatopoeiae like 'sqwirsch' and 'splat', in that they are made specifically from actions involving the deformation, up to and including destruction of the tomato, whereas 'hrrb' is simply the sound a tomato makes while in an existentially stable state. Situations where one could reasonably expect to observe a tomato emitting this onomatopoeia are: while growing healthily on its vine; sitting in the produce aisle waiting to be bought; ripening on a window sill; sitting on a cutting board prior to, but not including throughout, or after culinary preparation. Pronunciation is homophonous to 'herb', which coincidentally, are ideal complements to most tomato-based dishes. As it is much like a low humming sound, when tomatoes are in large quantities their onomatopoeiae will bleed into one another, creating an unsettling dull roar within their immediate vicinity.

Tomato: "hrrb hrrb"

Tomatoes: "hrrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrbrrb"

by AnOnymous September 14, 2013

asshole

a man who treats women like they don't matter and thinks his shit don't stink

That asshole fucked her and left her and didn't even feel bad.

by anonymous January 27, 2004

ho house

cappa delta pi

"cappa delta pi is such a ho house, all the slutty girls fuck random ugly guys"

by anonymous February 15, 2004

Reggin

A slang term that refers to the dark skinned man refered to as a "nigger" used to hide its true meaning from the African American race.

Sally is the head cheerleader of her high school so she fucks all the reggins's on the weekend.

by anonymous February 5, 2005

smooches

good kisses, a kiss with someone who has juicy lips and can kiss good; a compatible kiss

I was gettin my smooch on at the party

by anonymous May 13, 2005

the last one

The "last one" is the last of a group of friends to engage in sexual relations with a member of the opposite gender. This person is consistantly teased and harassed regarding this shortcoming, with remarks like, but not limited to: "haha, (insert name here), you havent had sex yet!". Anger and frustration is usually carried out on other people and objects, such as televisions and video game controllers. The frustration reaches its peak when the "last one" is reminded that the quiet asain kid that lives above him is dropping the hammer and he is not. The lack of intercourse and cross-gender relations has led the "last one" to become quite adept at playing HALO 2, however, those sexually-experienced friends of his are beginning to challenge his reign.

the "last one": "haha, you suck, i just rocket-sniped your ass!"

sexually-experienced friend: "dude, shut up, youre the last one..."

by anonymous February 27, 2005

siet

Another way to say shit.

Siet nigga you ugly.

by Anonymous April 5, 2004