Asstastic

The opposite of fantastic.

"You really did an asstastic job there, Billy"

by Anonymous September 30, 2003

Jears

Taking too long, being a jerk, freak or a@@hole. Not understanding or a failure to realize the obvious.

Stop taking Jears and get over here.

Damn man, you are so Jears,

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

Computer

a machine for downloading porn

"oh no, the computer broke, i ejaculated all over the keyboard"

by Anonymous February 23, 2003

Kingwood

The lands of the Kings, located in Texas. Most people see it as a snobby place, but it isnt. It is the home to the MFA's Godfather.

Buenos Noches

by Anonymous September 04, 2003

1492

lags

he lags up this server

by Anonymous October 13, 2003

cunnilingus

The art of orally making sweet love to a vagina.

I performed cunnilingus on her until my tounge couldn't move anymore, she appreciated it very much.

by Anonymous May 05, 2003

fair-weather friend

a friend who only sticks by you when things are going well.

"Steve don't call me since the accident, hes a fair weather friend"

by Anonymous October 27, 2003