anonymous's definitions

Hot Ham and Cheese

Intercourse while the female has a yeast infection. Also known as "5th Base"

Even though the smell is aweful, there is nothing more rewarding than a Hot Ham and Cheese

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

The Old Switch-er-oo

Japonese torture technique known as "Ranlofan". The testicles are removed from a criminals scrotum, and the eyes are removed from his head. The testicles are then placed in the eye sockets, and the eyes are sewn into his scrotum-- all while he is awake.

"In punishment for molesting midgets, I condemn you to the old switch-er-oo!"
"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE!"

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

NPC

NPC (Non Player Character)
Usually used to refer to characters in an MMORPG that are computer controlled

Wow that NPC is selling cheap swords!

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Diddle

The touching of parts in the genital region, often causing some sort of stimulation.

Uncle Nick touched nephew George on his genitalia, with intentions of stimulation.

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Peen

Term for "penis."

Derived from "penile."

"Suck a peen. :|"

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

The Chop

A sexual position where the male positions himself flat on his back, the female positions herself on top of the male but facing toward his feet. The male holds onto the females hips, so he resembles a biker riding a 70s style, chopper with high handle bars.

I was tappin' dat bitches ass, gettin' the chop.

by Anonymous January 20, 2003

chodus

roommate who eats ballsacks and occasionally smokes the pole

hey chodus, stop eating cock

by Anonymous January 20, 2003