anonymous's definitions

Van-Of-Fanelia

1. Van (mince) Of Fanelia (anaus)
2. Mincer Of The Anus
3. Arse Bandit

He minces more arse than Van

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

Megawatts

Anything resembling, or pertaining to the color pink(especially in reference to clothing).

"Hey Sarah, I have this pink hat, but I don't think i have anything megawatts enough to match it"

by Anonymous March 6, 2003

Silencer

when a guy shuts a girl up by stickin his cock in her mouth.

Trish got the silencer from Jake

by anonymous June 12, 2003

pillage

four on the pole, one in the whole

kitt pillaged mike

by anonymous April 8, 2003

ahg

A slang term for herpies.

I slept with that girl and got ahg.

by anonymous January 14, 2004

SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

by anonymous October 6, 2004

metrosexual

A straight man who embraces the homosexual lifestyle, i.e. refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, etc. Usually is on the brink of homosexuality.

Mike has become a metrosexual after shaving off his stubble and using expensive skin products to soften his cherubic facial features.

by Anonymous February 14, 2004