anonymous's definitions

infms

A programmer for infms corp.

u know infms? hes a awsome c++ programmer!

by anonymous January 19, 2004

oyster crackers

strange coincidence when you and another person are thinking of the same thing at the same time.

Jane: "You know what would be really good right now?"
Jane & Emily (In Unison): "Apple Pie Ice Cream."
Jane & Emily (Looking at each other and in unison): "Oyster Crackers!"

by anonymous January 19, 2004

nine iron

A woman that is like a 9-iron. good from 100 yards.
good from far, far from good

She seemed hot from far away, but upon closer inspection her bushy moustache showed her to be a 9-iron

by anonymous January 19, 2004

Locke

The greatness; Almighty; Number one; Alpha and Omega.

Oh shit, Locke just shunned me from #central.

by Anonymous January 19, 2004

enips

when the nipples become erect, preferably on a female, and if your lucky they'll poke out through her shirt.

Hey Steve! check out those enips!

by anonymous January 19, 2004

trojan fart

1. (n) A poop that sneaks out of one's butt by disguising itself as gas.
2. (n) A poop in farts' clothing.
3. (n) A Hershey squirt

Alfred thought he was about to pass gas but much to his chagrin he accidentally released some fecal matter; he was mortified by his trojan fart.

by anonymous January 20, 2004

nefen

Nefen is nefen....

Hey nefen hows it goin?

by anonymous January 20, 2004