USM

1) Acronym: Unstoppable Sex Machine. Once used by the long disbanded British act, Carter USM.

2) Ultra Sexy Matsereguru. Alias of Dung Beetle, a once active member in the South Park online community who has vanished into obscurity.

by anon August 21, 2003

uncanny

Uncanny is a person who steals money by spamming

Uncanny makesummoney.sytes

by Anon June 04, 2004

poke

Nah nah people, you've got it all wrong(or maybe I have, but last time I heard this is what 'poke' or 'poking' is known as in Oceania). Poking is not having sex. It's when someone inserts their finger into a girl's pussy with a repeated thrusting motion. The girl's version of third base.

"Hey, has your bf poked you yet?"

by anon September 30, 2004

LT

A clan that originated in BF1942, but have since sprung off to other games. They used to be alright, but some of their members have earned the clan a rather questionable and insidious reputation. Only one or two members are even worth chatting to.

Hey, you rock, leave your clan and join us! - Asuka

OMFG you fag - Trapper

by Anon February 14, 2004

Julz

a pet-name used by teeny-boppers referring to julian casablancas, lead singer of the strokes (yum, i know.)

"get your hands off my julz you bitch"

by anon August 26, 2003

Faux-Pod

Any of a number of MP3 players that are not an I-pod, and thusly of lower quality/less socially acceptable.

synonym: I-wish

Nice faux-pod, bro...

by Anon April 16, 2005

moffed

From the Persian word "moffchor" (freeloader). Hence to moff, means to freeload. Items acquired from moffing are termed moffage.

I moffed 20 plastic forks from the student cafeteria.

I moffed a free dinner at a party I wasn't even invited to.

by anon February 08, 2005