anon 's definitions

WD40

Term of derision about a certain individual who shall remain nameless. When the subject of a social occasion or gathering is mentioned, the individual manages to come up with multiple reasons why they cannot partake. Such excuses are usually comical in nature and in most cases are the result of the limited social aspirations of said individual. The number 40 is in reference to the quantity of excuses used to weasel out of any social event.

"Not coming to the (insert name of venue here), the pizza I ate for lunch didn't agree with me."
"Not coming to the (insert name of venue here) Charmed is on TV later."

by Anon September 30, 2004

Pro-Metheus

An Irishman who thinks he knows good music, when in reality he listens to nothing but old shite...

'Yeh that blokes a right pro-metheus'

As the guy goes through the collection of old Beatles records.

by Anon October 10, 2004

phalick

an adjective implying somthing resembling the male genitalia.

Ex: that rock is phalick

by anon December 6, 2003

dosh

Old skool term to money, bling, pingas...

by Anon September 15, 2003

tropt

A bit on the nose

- Checked out that new breakfast ceral, seemed a bit tropt to me

- Was tropin' out reading Phantom comics

- The gents room at the traiin station was a bit tropt

by anon September 3, 2003

Catch-22

The only way to be dismissed from the military is to be crazy and to ask to be dismissed. Catch-22 states that if you ask to be dismissed from the military, you are not crazy. Catch-22 meant so much more than that, it was the excuse used for every insane order that the officers would give to the troops, was used for every justification. The best definition of Catch-22 is what the old women told Yossarian when he returned to Italy to search for Nately's whore. She told him MPs had come into the whorehouse and arrested everyone, and as justification they had used Catch-22. She then said "Catch-22 means they are allowed to do anything that you can't stop them from doing." There are not 21 other catches, Catch-22 is the only catch that is ever needed.

There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's own safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind... If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to.

by anon November 4, 2004

Grut

UK word, from the Bristol/South-West region

Ere mate, shazzer had the smelliest grut ever.

by anon June 18, 2006