A Gollum like creature who lives in cupboards and in pipes. He is a slimy stinky sack and known as "Sir Stinkyface Mankeypants"
by Anon December 20, 2004

A person whos' religion revolves around playing Halo all day long. Common language is usually very racist in nature. Usually one who is a Calvinest is extremely homophobic and cannot accept that video games are not real.
That dude is a Calvinest!!
by anon February 26, 2004

The two funniest ppl. they always make a dark day seem bright n every1 loves them. there so much fun, even god loves them...
Kaela: i have dirty fingernails
Madison: I'll give u a manicure
Kaela: Your so nice
Madison: So are you, and I love madeleine
Madison: I'll give u a manicure
Kaela: Your so nice
Madison: So are you, and I love madeleine
by anon September 13, 2004

From the Persian word "moffchor" (freeloader). Hence to moff, means to freeload. Items acquired from moffing are termed moffage.
I moffed 20 plastic forks from the student cafeteria.
I moffed a free dinner at a party I wasn't even invited to.
I moffed a free dinner at a party I wasn't even invited to.
by anon February 08, 2005
