Definitions by annieoakley
Christmas Crasher
A person who is not Christian and who normally does NOT celebrate Christmas, but yet enjoys the holiday of Christmas, gets the day off, goes to Christmas parties, enjoys eggnog, sings Christmas songs and hangs out with his/her Christian friends around the Christmas tree and even receives gifts from Santa.
I'm a Jew, but yet I'm a Christmas Crasher because I love to go to my buddie's Christmas party, drink lots of spiked egg nog, get gifts under the tree, sing Christmas carols and enjoy the day off from work!
Christmas Crasher by annieoakley December 27, 2010
Beautox
Verb or Noun. Verb: Being intoxicated by one's beau (boyfriend)...can't eat, sleep, or think straight because either one is totally infatuated/in love with OR because one is totally sickened by one's man. This word can go either way.
I am so crazy about my new boyfriend (beau) that when he's around me I have a horrible case of BEAUTOX...can't eat, sleep or function properly. OR....My boyfriend is such an asshole that when I'm around him I feel intoxicated with illness, therefore I'm totally BEAUTOXed.
Beautox by annieoakley December 14, 2010
El Drecko
Contrary to "El Greco" a famous and wonderful artist, "El Drecko" means "the shit" or a person who is an asshole and a low life. (the word "dreck" means garbage or shit, in yiddish).
My boyfriend was constantly putting people down, showing off and being mean to everyone, including me. I nick named him, "El Drecko" or in other words, "a piece of shit".
El Drecko by annieoakley October 22, 2010
Linner
The meal that is eaten when it's too late for lunch and too early for dinner. It should be substantial enough to last through the evening and therefore make it possible to skip dinner all together.
Linner by annieoakley September 27, 2010
Toilet Read
A Toilet Read is a book or magazine that stays in the bathroom/toilet area and is read when one is sitting on the toilet.
I don't often have time to read books due to my heavy schedule. However I always manage to pick up my "toilet read" and read a few pages every day while I'm on the toilet.
Toilet Read by annieoakley August 30, 2010
Word of the Day on January 12, 2022
Suction Seat
The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned.
I call my computer chair my SUCTION SEAT because although I only planned to be on line for 20 minutes, when I looked at the clock after finishing, I was on line for 2 1/2 hours!
Suction Seat by annieoakley August 20, 2010
Word of the Day on August 22, 2010