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Hiding and/or running away from your ex. Staying as far away as possible from an obnoxious, offensive, nasty ex lover or friend.
Since separating from my husband, I'm in total EXhile and do not want to see his nasty face or be anywhere near him.
by annieoakley January 19, 2011
Get the EXhile mug.A person who is not Christian and who normally does NOT celebrate Christmas, but yet enjoys the holiday of Christmas, gets the day off, goes to Christmas parties, enjoys eggnog, sings Christmas songs and hangs out with his/her Christian friends around the Christmas tree and even receives gifts from Santa.
I'm a Jew, but yet I'm a Christmas Crasher because I love to go to my buddie's Christmas party, drink lots of spiked egg nog, get gifts under the tree, sing Christmas carols and enjoy the day off from work!
by annieoakley December 27, 2010
Get the Christmas Crasher mug.Verb or Noun. Verb: Being intoxicated by one's beau (boyfriend)...can't eat, sleep, or think straight because either one is totally infatuated/in love with OR because one is totally sickened by one's man. This word can go either way.
I am so crazy about my new boyfriend (beau) that when he's around me I have a horrible case of BEAUTOX...can't eat, sleep or function properly. OR....My boyfriend is such an asshole that when I'm around him I feel intoxicated with illness, therefore I'm totally BEAUTOXed.
by annieoakley December 14, 2010
Get the Beautox mug.Contrary to "El Greco" a famous and wonderful artist, "El Drecko" means "the shit" or a person who is an asshole and a low life. (the word "dreck" means garbage or shit, in yiddish).
My boyfriend was constantly putting people down, showing off and being mean to everyone, including me. I nick named him, "El Drecko" or in other words, "a piece of shit".
by annieoakley October 22, 2010
Get the El Drecko mug.The meal that is eaten when it's too late for lunch and too early for dinner. It should be substantial enough to last through the evening and therefore make it possible to skip dinner all together.
by annieoakley September 27, 2010
Get the Linner mug.A Toilet Read is a book or magazine that stays in the bathroom/toilet area and is read when one is sitting on the toilet.
I don't often have time to read books due to my heavy schedule. However I always manage to pick up my "toilet read" and read a few pages every day while I'm on the toilet.
by annieoakley August 30, 2010
Get the Toilet Read mug.The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned.
I call my computer chair my SUCTION SEAT because although I only planned to be on line for 20 minutes, when I looked at the clock after finishing, I was on line for 2 1/2 hours!
by annieoakley August 20, 2010
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