Love Of My Life= LOML the ONE person in your life who you truly loved and will always love no matter what.
I broke up with my boyfriend many years ago. He was the LOML and I never got over him, even though I married someone else and had kids and everything.
by annieoakley April 16, 2010
A person who is not Christian and who normally does NOT celebrate Christmas, but yet enjoys the holiday of Christmas, gets the day off, goes to Christmas parties, enjoys eggnog, sings Christmas songs and hangs out with his/her Christian friends around the Christmas tree and even receives gifts from Santa.
I'm a Jew, but yet I'm a Christmas Crasher because I love to go to my buddie's Christmas party, drink lots of spiked egg nog, get gifts under the tree, sing Christmas carols and enjoy the day off from work!
by annieoakley December 27, 2010
The act of delaying an action prior to actually delaying an action. It's the ultimate in procrastination....really being lazy and unfocused and NOT wanting to start whatever it is that you need to do.
I really did NOT want to do the term paper for my history class. I did not think about it, did not talk about it, did NOTHING about it. It was a total act of precrastination!! Then after I remembered that I needed to to the paper, I went to the movies, played ball and further procrastinated. I eventually handed in the paper late.
by annieoakley February 24, 2010
Verb or Noun. Verb: Being intoxicated by one's beau (boyfriend)...can't eat, sleep, or think straight because either one is totally infatuated/in love with OR because one is totally sickened by one's man. This word can go either way.
I am so crazy about my new boyfriend (beau) that when he's around me I have a horrible case of BEAUTOX...can't eat, sleep or function properly. OR....My boyfriend is such an asshole that when I'm around him I feel intoxicated with illness, therefore I'm totally BEAUTOXed.
by annieoakley December 13, 2010
A soon to be invented machine that measures how badly your life sucks on a scale of one to 10. Anything over 10 is reason to seek immediate help.
by annieoakley April 16, 2010
The kissing history and track record one has with a boyfriend or girlfriend. The history and memories of the kissing techniques and special moments one shares or shared with a special someone
We have a sexy kistory.....we'd make out for hours and hours. I haven't found anyone that can give kisses like my ex did.
by annieoakley February 01, 2013
Constipation. Not being able to poop (go number 2, defecate, have a bowel movement) when one is nervous, anxious, has been traveling, is at a "foreign" toilet, moved to a new environment or has people around or near them. The inability to have a normal bowel movement in a relaxed way, due to changes in the environment and becoming nervous or anxious.
When I went on my 1 week vacation cruise, I had poopxiety all week and was unable to poop, due to the changes in my environment.
by annieoakley October 23, 2011