The name given to the chair infront of your computer that you sit on to go on line. Once seated in it and going on line (facebook, aol, google, news, etc) it sucks you in to a much longer period of time than you planned.
I call my computer chair my SUCTION SEAT because although I only planned to be on line for 20 minutes, when I looked at the clock after finishing, I was on line for 2 1/2 hours!
by annieoakley August 20, 2010
Get the Suction Seat mug.The same thing as Valentine's Day. It is pronounced Valentime's Day by idiots that don't know the difference and use and M instead of an N. The illeterate way of saying Valentine's Day.
by annieoakley May 15, 2010
Get the Valentime's Day mug.Compare to "Roll with the Punches". Accepting one's new face wrinkles. Not being depressed that one is getting older. Accepting the aging process.
When I look in the mirror these days (I'm 58 years old) I get so depressed when I see all the new wrinkles that appear. However, I have decided to "roll with the wrinkles" and accept the fact that I'm getting older. I will grin and bear it.
by annieoakley October 20, 2011
Get the Roll with the Wrinkles mug.Constipation. Not being able to poop (go number 2, defecate, have a bowel movement) when one is nervous, anxious, has been traveling, is at a "foreign" toilet, moved to a new environment or has people around or near them. The inability to have a normal bowel movement in a relaxed way, due to changes in the environment and becoming nervous or anxious.
When I went on my 1 week vacation cruise, I had poopxiety all week and was unable to poop, due to the changes in my environment.
by annieoakley October 23, 2011
Get the Poopxiety mug.A soon to be invented machine that measures how badly your life sucks on a scale of one to 10. Anything over 10 is reason to seek immediate help.
by annieoakley April 16, 2010
Get the suckometer mug.A Pillow Partner is a large, comfy, sink-into pillow in one's bed, that will substitute for a real boyfriend/girlfriend when one can not get that person of your dreams. A person can fantasize, hug, kiss and cuddle with his/her Pillow Partner when the real "one" isn't there. It satisfies the desire to hug and cuddle with someone.
The man I truly love is unavailable, so I hug my Pillow Partner every night as I go to sleep, and I fantasize that it's really him that I'm hugging to sleep.
by annieoakley April 05, 2011
Get the Pillow Partner mug.During dinner John was so bloated that he had to discreetly buttlevate his butt off his chair to let out the gas in his stomach that was accumulating due to all the beans he was eating.
by annieoakley May 27, 2010
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