the sole criteria that defines a relationship for that category of guys that are only after a piece of a**. these guys also tend to hit on women much younger than them, example a college freshman and a highschool freshman. interaction tends to lead to blind groping in his car, then after she goes home he gets drunk and passes out puking in the public parking lot behind the prison. avoid these guys.
A&A: so how are things between you and that freshman?
Zach: pretty damn good.
A&A: have you taken her on a date yet?
Zach: no.
A&A: have you called her?
Zach: no.
A&A: then how does that qualify as pretty damn...oh, you let her touchyourpenis, didn't you?
Zach: hell yeah, man.
A&A: you stoner f***. you are such a man-wh*re.
Zach: pretty damn good.
A&A: have you taken her on a date yet?
Zach: no.
A&A: have you called her?
Zach: no.
A&A: then how does that qualify as pretty damn...oh, you let her touchyourpenis, didn't you?
Zach: hell yeah, man.
A&A: you stoner f***. you are such a man-wh*re.
by angus bohanon July 09, 2006
Get the touchyourpenis mug.the slang reference to the state patrol, commonly known (at least in the west) to be much stricter and more hardcore than city cops and county sheriffs. they also drive faster cars and have way more skills at driving (trust me). kind of like po-po but not.
A: dude! did you see that? that charger that just passed us had a bullwhip antenna and a spotlight!
B: yeah, man, keep it under the limit tonight. the patro-po are getting smarter.
B: yeah, man, keep it under the limit tonight. the patro-po are getting smarter.
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Get the D.O.C. mug.mix between gnarly and suicidal
used to describe insanely dangerous but cool stunts that people do for fun, e.g. base jumping
used to describe insanely dangerous but cool stunts that people do for fun, e.g. base jumping
DUDE! did you see that? that guy just parachuted with skis on and then landed it on the slopes! that was gnarlicidal!
by angus bohanon February 12, 2007
Get the gnarlicidal mug.tiny dog that stands at the perfect height to be a field goal waiting to happen, coupled with the attitude to deserve it. also mailbox dog.
"the way that dog looks at you, it's just a field goal waiting to happen. damn puntables."
"i know, dude, its face just speaks to you, like, 'forty yards, anyone?'"
"i know, dude, its face just speaks to you, like, 'forty yards, anyone?'"
by angus bohanon July 01, 2006
Get the puntable mug.this is simply a fun way to refer to anything that falls in the car, truck, bus, tram, etc category. if you can say this word and not enjoy it, quit using it.
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