angus's definitions

Tuuch MaGuuch

Connotation given to people with color blindness.

Brian:Hey! Tuuch MaGuuch! what color markers are these?
Tuuch MaGuuch: Ummm that one is blue, thats one is red, that one might be green...
Brian: Haha they're all purple!

by Angus March 15, 2005

super fly hobo slipping

A sport in which participants dress up like flamboyant 70's pimps and race a greased-up hobo in a shopping cart through an obstacle course, such as a mall or department store. Extra points are awarded for business transactions made along the way for those who mistake you for a real pimp.

For the third year in a row, Jon is the Regional Super Fly Hobo Slipping Champion.

by Angus June 8, 2003

nut luggage

Another term for semen.

I usually bail from a strange girl's flat right after dropping off my nut luggage

by Angus June 19, 2004

Blart

A superior being that smells of burnt salmon on occasion and Slim Jims most of the time.

Damn that person reminds me of a blart except this one smells like that "Old Person" Smell.

by Angus April 5, 2005

Manwich

A form of "sandwich" obtained from the Cock Buffet, which could include many toppings and sides such as, assorted nuts, cock, oil, vinegar, whip cream, honey, etc.

Excuse me sir, can you direct me to the cock buffet. I have a craving for a manwich this evening.

by Angus April 5, 2005

faxe

10% beer from denmark. cheapest beer in the liquor store. yes, even cheaper than the notorious colt 45.

i only drink faxe cause im cheap

by angus November 8, 2004

jfk

To sexually penetrate a woman vaginally, orally and anally in the same night. Attributed to an (apocryphal) remark made by John F. Kennedy that "You truly haven't had a woman until you have had her in all three holes".

I can't believe she let me jfk her on a first date!

by Angus June 19, 2004