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Puddin

It would just so happen to be a name you give to a hot female. She must be short and like to drink dr. pepper.
Sam is my puddin, so back off!
by Angus November 21, 2004
mugGet the Puddinmug.

lunchmeat

What one could call "over used" Female genitalia.
Or in somecases a Hobbit who has an irresistible urge to eat a Black Angus Heisman Trophy...
1.) Damn man, she's like lunchmeat.
2.) Quickly make that Black Angus Heisman Trophy, the Lunchmeat is hungry.
by Angus April 5, 2005
mugGet the lunchmeatmug.

king kong

One major toke on a bong
"that is one King Kong hit m*tha f*cker
by Angus May 20, 2004
mugGet the king kongmug.

jizzwizard

A woman or man who knows all origins of male sperm, in all its glorious forms.
Damn, that bitch is old... I bet shes a JizzWizard!
by Angus October 9, 2004
mugGet the jizzwizardmug.

crumbs

What TinTin yelps when he orgasms from being buggered by Captain Haddock
"Oh, ooo, ah, argh, ohohohoh, CRUMBS!!"
by Angus June 17, 2004
mugGet the crumbsmug.

Excalibong

A bong of such great power, the likes of which has never been seen before. Can only be used by a good knoght for good purpose.
by Angus May 20, 2004
mugGet the Excalibongmug.

Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod

(n)An MP3 player that, while competent, is not nearly as prestigious as the white-earphoned variety made by Apple.
"ere, check out his two-hundred quid shy-pod, the cheap bastard."

"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."
by Angus June 13, 2005
mugGet the Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Podmug.

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