angus's definitions

Puddin

It would just so happen to be a name you give to a hot female. She must be short and like to drink dr. pepper.

Sam is my puddin, so back off!

by Angus November 21, 2004

faxe

10% beer from denmark. cheapest beer in the liquor store. yes, even cheaper than the notorious colt 45.

i only drink faxe cause im cheap

by angus November 8, 2004

jizzwizard

A woman or man who knows all origins of male sperm, in all its glorious forms.

Damn, that bitch is old... I bet shes a JizzWizard!

by Angus October 9, 2004

Zappa

To make a composition in the style of Frank Zappa; "put the eyebrows" on a musical or textual creation.

I was going to keep it stark, but then the imp in my head made me decide to zappa it instead.

by Angus June 19, 2004

jfk

To sexually penetrate a woman vaginally, orally and anally in the same night. Attributed to an (apocryphal) remark made by John F. Kennedy that "You truly haven't had a woman until you have had her in all three holes".

I can't believe she let me jfk her on a first date!

by Angus June 19, 2004

nut luggage

Another term for semen.

I usually bail from a strange girl's flat right after dropping off my nut luggage

by Angus June 19, 2004

Big Pipe

In communities where small waste pipes in dwellings predominate, the Big Pipe is the public lavvy that will take any rectal punishment that can be thrown at it without fear of clogging up.

The bog at my place won't be able to handle my curry load tonight; I better get down to the Big Pipe before a queue forms.

by Angus June 19, 2004