angus's definitions

Zappa

To make a composition in the style of Frank Zappa; "put the eyebrows" on a musical or textual creation.

I was going to keep it stark, but then the imp in my head made me decide to zappa it instead.

by Angus June 19, 2004

Tuuch MaGuuch

Connotation given to people with color blindness.

Brian:Hey! Tuuch MaGuuch! what color markers are these?
Tuuch MaGuuch: Ummm that one is blue, thats one is red, that one might be green...
Brian: Haha they're all purple!

by Angus March 15, 2005

Blart

A superior being that smells of burnt salmon on occasion and Slim Jims most of the time.

Damn that person reminds me of a blart except this one smells like that "Old Person" Smell.

by Angus April 5, 2005

faxe

10% beer from denmark. cheapest beer in the liquor store. yes, even cheaper than the notorious colt 45.

i only drink faxe cause im cheap

by angus November 8, 2004

nut luggage

Another term for semen.

I usually bail from a strange girl's flat right after dropping off my nut luggage

by Angus June 19, 2004

Manwich

A form of "sandwich" obtained from the Cock Buffet, which could include many toppings and sides such as, assorted nuts, cock, oil, vinegar, whip cream, honey, etc.

Excuse me sir, can you direct me to the cock buffet. I have a craving for a manwich this evening.

by Angus April 5, 2005

jizzwizard

A woman or man who knows all origins of male sperm, in all its glorious forms.

Damn, that bitch is old... I bet shes a JizzWizard!

by Angus October 9, 2004