angus's definitions

Two-Hundred Quid Shy-Pod

(n)An MP3 player that, while competent, is not nearly as prestigious as the white-earphoned variety made by Apple.

"ere, check out his two-hundred quid shy-pod, the cheap bastard."

"It's a two hundred quid shy-pod; It aint flashy, but it does the job."

by Angus June 13, 2005

Zappa

To make a composition in the style of Frank Zappa; "put the eyebrows" on a musical or textual creation.

I was going to keep it stark, but then the imp in my head made me decide to zappa it instead.

by Angus June 19, 2004

waybun

Person with uncontrollable laughter. Likes to elbow people as well.

examples:
1) eh eh?
2) AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
3) Way bun

by Angus May 3, 2004

Puddin

It would just so happen to be a name you give to a hot female. She must be short and like to drink dr. pepper.

Sam is my puddin, so back off!

by Angus November 21, 2004

jizzwizard

A woman or man who knows all origins of male sperm, in all its glorious forms.

Damn, that bitch is old... I bet shes a JizzWizard!

by Angus October 9, 2004

lunchmeat

What one could call "over used" Female genitalia.
Or in somecases a Hobbit who has an irresistible urge to eat a Black Angus Heisman Trophy...

1.) Damn man, she's like lunchmeat.
2.) Quickly make that Black Angus Heisman Trophy, the Lunchmeat is hungry.

by Angus April 5, 2005

super fly hobo slipping

A sport in which participants dress up like flamboyant 70's pimps and race a greased-up hobo in a shopping cart through an obstacle course, such as a mall or department store. Extra points are awarded for business transactions made along the way for those who mistake you for a real pimp.

For the third year in a row, Jon is the Regional Super Fly Hobo Slipping Champion.

by Angus June 8, 2003