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Definitions by angus

It would just so happen to be a name you give to a hot female. She must be short and like to drink dr. pepper.
Sam is my puddin, so back off!
Puddin by Angus November 21, 2004
10% beer from denmark. cheapest beer in the liquor store. yes, even cheaper than the notorious colt 45.
i only drink faxe cause im cheap
faxe by angus November 8, 2004

jizzwizard

A woman or man who knows all origins of male sperm, in all its glorious forms.
Damn, that bitch is old... I bet shes a JizzWizard!
jizzwizard by Angus October 9, 2004
To make a composition in the style of Frank Zappa; "put the eyebrows" on a musical or textual creation.
I was going to keep it stark, but then the imp in my head made me decide to zappa it instead.
Zappa by Angus June 19, 2004
To sexually penetrate a woman vaginally, orally and anally in the same night. Attributed to an (apocryphal) remark made by John F. Kennedy that "You truly haven't had a woman until you have had her in all three holes".
I can't believe she let me jfk her on a first date!
jfk by Angus June 19, 2004

nut luggage 

I usually bail from a strange girl's flat right after dropping off my nut luggage
nut luggage by Angus June 19, 2004

Stenchy Knoll 

Where people go in communities that do not have a Big Pipe to handle potential sewer-clogging arse loads. The locale usually is named after the dumping has been well-established.
Don't go down to Stenchy Knoll by yourself after dark, you might fall into something nasty. Why oh why don't they build a Big Pipe here?
Stenchy Knoll by Angus June 19, 2004