cousin

Invariably, everyone has at least one cousin who has been in juvenile hall, is a slut, or lives in the ghetto. Even if you are the richest person in the world.
Jack: yeah I live in Bel Air, but I have some cousins who rep hoover and live in COmpton.
by Angelacia July 25, 2007
mugGet the cousinmug.

mtv3

MTVtres, available with digital cable. It is the Latino music channel just like MTV is white and BET is black.
have you seen the new Hector el Father video on mtv3?
by Angelacia June 13, 2007
mugGet the mtv3mug.

go ask alice

A bullshit fake diary written by an anti-drug Mormon woman with a series of 'diaries', that are listed as non-fiction to scare little kids into not doing drugs, joining a gang or the occult, getting pregnant, getting anorexia, or getting AIDS.

What never ceases to amaze me is that some people still think that these diaries are by real teenagers, even though they are share the same writing style and are all completely fake. Our English teacher gave this book to us when we were 12 and told us it was a real diary. We were all cracking up before the end of it.
Excerpt from Go Ask Alice:

"Oh those were fun, fun times! I'm going to start on a diet this very day. I will be a positively different person by the time we get to our new home. Not one more bite of chocolate or nary a french fried potato will pass my lips till I've lost ten globby pounds of lumpy lard."

Yes, that sounds like a 15-year-old girl's diary...
by Angelacia July 15, 2007
mugGet the go ask alicemug.

poles before holes

Meaning the same thing as 'bros before hoes'...the dude has the 'pole' and the girl is the 'hole'.
Larry: No, I gotta go, I promised Sara I'd walk her home.

Tommy: Dude, poles before holes! You're staying.
by Angelacia July 16, 2007
mugGet the poles before holesmug.

get ignant

When a decent intelligent family lives in the inner city but occasionally when dealing with street, uneducated people in their daily lives, they are forced to 'get ignant' or go down to their level so they can survive.
Jawanda had to get ignant with Mary the other day over getting her son's baseball gloves back.
by Angelacia August 27, 2007
mugGet the get ignantmug.

alritey

please don't ever say this. it can be used as a response to absolutely anything, but you should never ever use it. it's way too lame.
~im gonna need you to copy those discs for me.
~alritey!
by Angelacia June 13, 2007
mugGet the alriteymug.

scarebear

Sometimes I have nightmares that my CareBear will turn into a ScareBear overnight and murder me.
by Angelacia May 14, 2007
mugGet the scarebearmug.