a pimped out town (i wouldnt say suburb)a couple minutes away from Kalamazoo and Western Michigan Campus. alot of the kids are duesch bags like Jerry Hagenbuch and Zach Loup, but other than that you just blow shit up with drano bombs and have fireworks wars. and the middle school wrestling coach is a duesch!
Lets goto Mattawan, becuase theres nothing to do or we could goto the Kalamazoo 10?
A gay man's wife is called a beard
. If they have a child together then the child is called a ZZ Top (in reference to the huge beards the band ZZ Top wore in the 80s). The child is in effect a "super beard" - used as an even larger cover up for the man's homosexuality.
Can't you see that Brian is a closet homo? His wife is just a beard
and his son Pete is a ZZ Top.
An extremely aggravating and annoying person, usually mean spirited
"Tracy ratted me out to the boss. What a fucking quiff!: