Definitions by andy1

Karmon Hardon

One of the top lines of stereo equipment in the sixties

Izzy had one of the first Karmon Hardons I saw back in High School, probably while we were drinking Stite by Gluek malt liquor.

Karmon Hardon by andy1 May 29, 2005

jackoff in the box 

Pathetic fast food chain, chiefly in California, more commonly known as Jack in the Box. The greasy, unhealthful tacos, however, are delicious.

Hey Bill, you griznoid, would you like to go to Barfy's, Hardon's, Pizza Slut, Taco Smell, or Jackoff in the Box?

jackoff in the box by andy1 May 27, 2005

beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature

Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)

beating off by andy1 May 24, 2005

OVJ

Abbreviation for Ortho Vaginal Jelly, a storebought type of pussy juice

The ortho company makes lotsa money when people put ovj on their pussies

OVJ by andy1 May 24, 2005

on the rag 

All the conventional definitions, plus a case where a mechanical device is malfunctioning for a 5 to 7 day period. See OTR and beating off

Bill, your FIAT is on the rag.

on the rag by andy1 May 24, 2005

geenock 

Old navy slang term for penis, popularized by TR; abbreviation (nickname): Geen
See griznoid or grisnoid

Often used as an insult: "Bill, you geenock"

geenock by andy1 May 16, 2005

griznoid 

the hole in the end of your penis. See geenock

Our crowd made this up 38 years ago when someone said they had no idea what it was called (say a medical term). It is mainly used as an insult: "Bill, you grisnoid!"

griznoid by andy1 May 16, 2005