Doucheldork

A famous city in Germany (where people and dorks both douche)
Next time you visit Germany, make sure you don't miss out on Doucheldork
by andy1 January 15, 2006
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CBOTS

An Acronym for Cutlass Beat Off Taillight Syndrome. Virtually all 1973-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlasses had a badly designed connector for the left taillight bulb, and on virtually all of the cars within a few months of manufacture the left taillight bulb would quit working. A little elbow grease and bending with a needle nose pliers could get it shining again. I doubt if the manufacturer (GM) ever knew about it, or if they did, they did nothing about it.
Lori's 1973 Cutlass had a case of CBOTS, my 1977 Cutlass had CBOTS, in the 1970s I saw many cases of CBOTS every day.
by andy1 July 12, 2007
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DFL

DUMB FUCKING LIBERAL, the official name of the Minnesota Democratic party
Hubert H. "Humpty Dumpty" Humphrey founded the DFL.
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ALBERT POOH HOLES

The correct pronunciation of Albert Pujols, the greatest current baseball player.
The Kansas City Royals were too dumb to draft Albert Pooh Holes, even as he went to high school and community college in our 'burbs.
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buffalo breath

In junior high, lotsa peeps had buffalo breath.
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eleanor clit

Left-wing reporter for Newsweek
Eleanor Clit is actually smarter than your average lib.
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