andy1's definitions

Nebraska Cornholers

Affectionate nickname for the University of Nebraska teams and fans, as used by their rivals in the Big 12 Conference.

That was great when the University of Kansas Jayhawks beat the University of Nebraska Cornholers.

by andy1 March 21, 2009

danke douche

parody of a nazi saying "thank you"

Gerhard: "Geshundeit"
Fritz: "Danke Douche"

by andy1 December 18, 2003

W-Douche 40

Slang name for the spray lubricating product WD-40

Spray some W-Douche 40 on that car door hinge, that will fix the squeak.

by andy1 July 24, 2007

San Fagsicko

And yet another word for San Francisco, the gay bay. See San Fagshitco and San Fransissyco.

If you are going to San Fagsicko, you'd better wear a butt protector there.

by andy1 June 6, 2005

Jiminy Cracker

James Earl Carter, jr., 39th president of the U.S., by most accounts among the worst presidents in history.

Jiminy Cracker is still flapping his big, ignorant yap almost on a daily basis.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

pope penis tester

In the olden days a woman tried to sneak in as pope; therefore for years, every time there was a new pope, they had a "pope penis tester" check to see if it was really a male. An assistant lifted up the robe, and when the pope penis tester saw the balls, he would proclaim in Latin "They are there" and the pope candidate was allowed to become pope

The job of the "pope penis tester" went out several centuries ago

by andy1 April 19, 2005

KUNT

A radio station in the Western USA

I was listening to radio station KUNT-AM, 690 on your dial, the eatingest station in the (w)hole of the nation!

by andy1 October 29, 2004