andy's definitions

camelhumper

Somebody who commits acts of sexual intimacy with dromedaries or bactrians. An especially horny and sex-starved desert traveller, or a total perv.

Also an annoying person resembling the above.

When the new recruit arrived at the desert base, the sergeant told him to keep his urges under control, but when he got too horny, he should use the camel in the shed. After a month his balls were fit to burst and he went in there and fucked the camel every which way. When he came out he asked the sergeant if he did it right and the sergeant said to the camelhumper, well, the other guys just ride it to the brothel in the next town.

by Andy December 29, 2007

glee club

A clique or in-crowd.

"They're all in the same glee club together, fuck 'em."
Or:
"I don't wanna be in that poxy glee club anyway."
etc, etc, etc

by Andy March 7, 2007

TWAT

A fool.

Pronounced 'twart' by Americans for some reason.

"He's, like, a total twart!"
"Pardon?"
"Like, a twart".
"Huh?"
"Y'know, a fool, idiot, dolt, silly-thing, beastly-man".
"Oh! A TWAT!"
"That's what I said, man".
"No you didn't".

by andy January 7, 2007

skank

slang (esp. glasgow) to pull someone's trousers down

'haw, am gona skank u ya bass!'

by andy November 13, 2006

PMF

Pikey Mother Fucker. PMF is a security guard code word for a Gypsy.
Like:
IC1 = White

PMF = Gyppo Pikey Mother Fucker

"S1 to controll, we have got 5 PMF's stealing sweets from the shop"

by Andy July 21, 2006

IAB

IAB - something someone says when they come back from being away from their computer. Similar to the use of "BRB" but for when you come back, not leave. Translates to "I Am Back"

"iab, so where were we?"

by Andy June 19, 2006

six feet deep

The proper depth for your ex wife.

Six feet deep is the proper depth for my ex wife.

'Six feet deep, nigga, that's the depth' Obie Trice

by Andy June 19, 2006