Ass Bread

A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.
I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!
by Andrew June 18, 2006
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MPb

Common short hand for MillionairePlayboy.com, a pop culture magazine.

MillionairePlayboy.com is a long title to type out each time someone talks about it.
The guys over at MPb have pics of the new Minimates
by Andrew July 01, 2004
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brezze

bitch or a person you dislike very much with a desire
that motherfucker is a brezze
by andrew March 17, 2005
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batty man

Function: adjective
Jamaican term used to describe one who is homosexually inclined.from grrek root "batty"

BattyMEN- Plural- Adverb
Battymanisim- Noun
1. Look mom, There goes a Battyman!
2. In Jamaica they hat Battymen.
3. Battymen Like to suck each others reproductive organs.
by Andrew August 14, 2004
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Ditze

Stop being a ditze
by Andrew March 22, 2003
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tsu

being owned in starfox 10 - 0 and owned in mario kart 10 - 0
well atleast im not tsu
by Andrew December 14, 2003
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glitterporn

1. Sensationalism for the gratification of a gawking public; gratuitous saturation. Glitterporn is the media equivalent of driving past an accident and being unable to look away.

2. Media coverage of celebrities down to the last mundane detail of their lives.

Examples include media coverage of celebrities ala Tabloid TV, the Scott Peterson murder trial, and the Washingtonienne sex scandal.
As I watch Entertainment Tonight's coverage of Britany Spears's recent knee injury, I asked myself, "Why do I watch this glitterporn when I could be living my own life?"
by Andrew June 10, 2004
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