andrew's definitions

that's the way the pickle squirts

The direction in which i man's penis ejaculates.

The pickle squirted that way.

by Andrew May 31, 2004

ho-runner

noun; person who enjoys the courtship of hos. He/She usually will delight in this pastime because of the ease with which a ho is conquered sexually.

"I'm not really a big ho-runner."
"My uncle used to drive a 'ho-runner'"

by Andrew October 15, 2005

Lijian

Lijian wrote the previous two entries. Need I say more?

Yes, clearly my narcissistic behavior far outweighs that of your "Fictitious world in which you are god"

by Andrew February 23, 2004

Group glazed ham

When a group a guy cum on a girls ass

We all gave her a group glazed ham

by Andrew November 6, 2004

houdinin

houdinin-to trick someone or perform a visual marvel or magic trick

Dude, I'm totally houdinin you with this card trick.
Oh man, I totally got houdined.

by Andrew April 22, 2004

Terry Tate

One of the world's best office linebackers.

We hired an office linebacker after watching terry tate tackle people, yell at people and making a fat man cry in his videos.

by Andrew July 23, 2003

jungalies

a girls boobs

dude, shes got huge jugalies.

by andrew May 3, 2004