66 definitions by anarcissie

(noun) A person who displays insufficient fortitude or toughness in a difficult or uncomfortable situation; by extension, a person or thing which is inadequate to the purpose at hand. Can be turned into an adjective by adding -ed ("candy-assed"). Frequently heard in the military.
"He was too much of a candy ass to do a hundred push-ups and run ten miles before breakfast."
by anarcissie May 28, 2008
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A set rhetorical form of great antiquity in which the speaker or writer deplores the unusual and previously unheard-of deficiencies of the present young in morals, manners, taste, dress, intellectual achievement, awareness, energy, self-discipline, appearance, etc. etc. etc. Often applied ironically. Sometimes expanded to 'people these days'.
'I see where Will has another "kids these days" column out. He never seems to tire of telling us how we're going to the dogs.'
by anarcissie October 29, 2011
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(adjective) White, Caucasian, European as in 'gray cat' (White person). (Mid-20th-century Black hip slang; usually somewhat derogatory.)
'I never thought I'd see a gray cat in this place.'
by anarcissie March 21, 2013
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A cat that tolerates being picked up; usually also likes to get in high places, like book shelves, on top of kitchen cabinets, or in trees.
Jack thought Missy was an air cat until he tried to pick her up, and got his arm shredded for his trouble.
by anarcissie January 13, 2011
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Same as ILS (inflated lat syndrome).
After the victory, the team captain and his buddies were walking wide until he tripped over a clod and fell on his face.
by anarcissie June 12, 2008
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(verb) to be sufficient or adequate for a task, or generally.
"That excuse is not going to cut it."
by anarcissie May 2, 2008
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(verb) Usually used in the imperative, indicates that the speaker thinks the hearer contains some offensive impacted substance which interferes with his thought, behavior and speech, and which the the hearer should get rid of immediately by any means necessary. Rather derogatory.
by anarcissie May 22, 2008
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