anarcissie's definitions

bollix up

(verb) mess up, confuse, screw up, wreck; also spelled bollocks up and bollox up. Related to "balls-up", that is, upside-down. A spelling euphemism.

"Count on that doofus to bollix up the plan so we get out of here late."

by anarcissie May 1, 2008

take gas

(verb) to die. As an imperative, equal to "fuck off and die" or "drop dead".

"When Joe suggested I do his work for him I told him to take gas."

by anarcissie May 28, 2008

round pound

(noun) another term for circle jerk.

"Those prep-school boys were having a round pound when the housemaster burst in. They were petrified (except for their dicks) but he just wanted to join in."

by anarcissie May 28, 2008

poison pill

Something added to a situation, company, deal, object, etc., to make it undesirable to takers, buyers, thieves, investors, or conquerors.

"They're planning a hostile takeover of our company, but we're taking on a huge debt which ought to serve as a poison pill and turn them off."

by anarcissie May 17, 2008

The Deuce

42nd Street in New York City (the southernmost part of Times Square). Back in the day, a center of total depravity, especially between 8th and 9th Avenue, but currently Disneyfied.

'Man, I need to score, I'm gonna hit the Deuce.'

by anarcissie January 10, 2012

air cat

A cat that tolerates being picked up; usually also likes to get in high places, like book shelves, on top of kitchen cabinets, or in trees.

Jack thought Missy was an air cat until he tried to pick her up, and got his arm shredded for his trouble.

by anarcissie January 14, 2011

dead is dead

Also with quotes: "'Dead' is dead", "'dead' is 'dead'", etc. The theory that in postmodernity nothing is ever out of fashion, anything from the past may come back, 'everything old is new again,' etc.

'He is such a post-post 'dead is dead' freak he thinks Norman Rockwell Saturday Evening Post covers are totally hip.'

by anarcissie May 25, 2011