bollix up

(verb) mess up, confuse, screw up, wreck; also spelled bollocks up and bollox up. Related to "balls-up", that is, upside-down. A spelling euphemism.

"Count on that doofus to bollix up the plan so we get out of here late."

by anarcissie May 1, 2008

skeeve

A dishonest, malevolent, or shady person. Hence, 'skeevy' and 'to skeeve'

J-J became a total skeeve but he seriously needed to steal the cash for his next hit.

by anarcissie September 17, 2020

candy ass

(noun) A person who displays insufficient fortitude or toughness in a difficult or uncomfortable situation; by extension, a person or thing which is inadequate to the purpose at hand. Can be turned into an adjective by adding -ed ("candy-assed"). Frequently heard in the military.

"He was too much of a candy ass to do a hundred push-ups and run ten miles before breakfast."

by anarcissie May 28, 2008

oogly

The second stage of ugly; that which is beyond ugly. The stages are usually given as ugly, oogly, yoogly, hyoogly. Scientists are at work with facial supercolliders to discover more advanced stages. A parallel branch has been found beginning with 'fugly'.

Those people are totally oogly -- I had to run from the room lest it be catching.

by anarcissie June 10, 2019

scene

(noun) In mid-20th-century hipster lingo, any situation or environment, but especially a socially coherent one, like a party, job, meeting, show, demonstration, riot, etc. Thus to "make the scene" meant to arrive and be at an event, etc.

"Fuck this scene -- I'm gonna split."

by anarcissie May 28, 2008

post-post

(adv) beyond postmodern; exceedingly or terminally hip. Often used ironically.

"You're so post-post, why don't you go deconstruct your mother's combat boots?"

by anarcissie May 28, 2008

jiggle

(adj) Indicates that the following noun or verb refers to a performance or display of physical sexuality, often in a cheesy or coy manner so as to pass television or movie censorship; for instance, jiggle show, jiggle act. Exciting body parts are stirred, swayed, flapped and shaken, but not revealed.

"MTV must be desperate -- for the last half hour I've seen nothing but jiggle clips."

by anarcissie May 1, 2008