skeeve

A dishonest, malevolent, or shady person. Hence, 'skeevy' and 'to skeeve'

J-J became a total skeeve but he seriously needed to steal the cash for his next hit.

by anarcissie September 17, 2020

bollix up

(verb) mess up, confuse, screw up, wreck; also spelled bollocks up and bollox up. Related to "balls-up", that is, upside-down. A spelling euphemism.

"Count on that doofus to bollix up the plan so we get out of here late."

by anarcissie May 01, 2008

oogly

The second stage of ugly; that which is beyond ugly. The stages are usually given as ugly, oogly, yoogly, hyoogly. Scientists are at work with facial supercolliders to discover more advanced stages. A parallel branch has been found beginning with 'fugly'.

Those people are totally oogly -- I had to run from the room lest it be catching.

by anarcissie June 10, 2019

candy ass

(noun) A person who displays insufficient fortitude or toughness in a difficult or uncomfortable situation; by extension, a person or thing which is inadequate to the purpose at hand. Can be turned into an adjective by adding -ed ("candy-assed"). Frequently heard in the military.

"He was too much of a candy ass to do a hundred push-ups and run ten miles before breakfast."

by anarcissie May 28, 2008

blow his wig

(verb) to lose one's mind, or cause someone else to lose their mind; to go crazy or drive crazy; to impress or surprise.

When I show up today, it will blow his wig. He won't be able to deal.

by anarcissie April 22, 2008

wet job

Secret-agent work in which someone is murdered. Also 'wet work' or 'wet operation'. Term was invented by KGB and is a translation of the Russian mokroe delo.

Terminating the leader of the opposition with extreme prejudice was a wet job for which Agent Morcomb was admirably suited.

by anarcissie January 16, 2011

noodge

(verb) To nag or annoy someone, especially in order to motivate them to do something. (noun) Someone who does this.

I hate to be a noodge, but you're going to have to do some work today.

by anarcissie April 22, 2008