Definitions by anarcissie
freak
I love suburban life. The kids and the dog dropped acid and then spent the afternoon freaking in the woods.
freak by anarcissie May 25, 2011
freak
(noun) A person who exhibits unusual concern with or passion about something, a fan, a head, possibly in the face of community disapproval. Sometimes also suggests outstanding competence or dedication. Can be used as either praise or insult.
I look like a freak, and I talk like a freak, and I smell like a freak, but if you hear me blow my harp then you gonna _know_ I'm a freak.
freak by anarcissie May 25, 2011
zoned
In a non-ordinary state of consciousness, especially one in which one is removed from physical reality; in a trance; out of it; out to lunch; dreaming while awake. Probably derived from 'The Twilight Zone', a TV program dealing with fantasy, science fiction, the occult, etc. Also 'zoned out', 'zoning'.
The driver of the truck that hit me seemed to be completely zoned -- the cops took him away, and left me sitting on the curb.
-- I'm by myself, but I'm not alone / I spend a lot of time in the Twilight Zone. -- (James Taylor)
-- I'm by myself, but I'm not alone / I spend a lot of time in the Twilight Zone. -- (James Taylor)
zoned by anarcissie January 20, 2011
wet job
Secret-agent work in which someone is murdered. Also 'wet work' or 'wet operation'. Term was invented by KGB and is a translation of the Russian mokroe delo.
Terminating the leader of the opposition with extreme prejudice was a wet job for which Agent Morcomb was admirably suited.
wet job by anarcissie January 16, 2011
point
A mythical award given for the accomplishment of an improbable crime, act of violence, or accident, especially with a car; for instance, running over an ordinary pedestrian counts as one point, running over a pregnant nun on a bicycle is worth five points, but running a bus full of pregnant nuns off a cliff is given 40 points. The crime need not be automotive -- firearms, bombs, inflammable fluids and the operation of heavy machinery are also acceptable means. Pregnant nuns, extraterrestrials, hallucinations and in-laws are favored targets.
point by anarcissie January 15, 2011
air cat
A cat that tolerates being picked up; usually also likes to get in high places, like book shelves, on top of kitchen cabinets, or in trees.
Jack thought Missy was an air cat until he tried to pick her up, and got his arm shredded for his trouble.
air cat by anarcissie January 14, 2011