air cat

A cat that tolerates being picked up; usually also likes to get in high places, like book shelves, on top of kitchen cabinets, or in trees.

Jack thought Missy was an air cat until he tried to pick her up, and got his arm shredded for his trouble.

by anarcissie January 14, 2011

dead is dead

Also with quotes: "'Dead' is dead", "'dead' is 'dead'", etc. The theory that in postmodernity nothing is ever out of fashion, anything from the past may come back, 'everything old is new again,' etc.

'He is such a post-post 'dead is dead' freak he thinks Norman Rockwell Saturday Evening Post covers are totally hip.'

by anarcissie May 25, 2011

freak

(verb) To take drugs, especially psychedelics; to go about enjoying the effects of the drugs

I love suburban life. The kids and the dog dropped acid and then spent the afternoon freaking in the woods.

by anarcissie May 25, 2011

blob

In politics, the Deep State, the government (especially the secret police and their business associates), the Empire, the Ruling Class. Probably derived from the book or horror movie in which a huge amoeba-like organism quickly eats and digests everything it comes into contact with.

Joe thought Mr. T was fighting the Blob, but now he thinks he's just part of it.

by anarcissie November 4, 2019

walking wide

Same as ILS (inflated lat syndrome).

After the victory, the team captain and his buddies were walking wide until he tripped over a clod and fell on his face.

by anarcissie June 12, 2008

franken

A prefix indicating that the root word has been artificially grown or constructed or genetically modified, a la Dr. Frankenstein's monster.

"When you add 'franken' to 'food' you get 'frankenfood', which is what that hot dog you're eating is."

"That's all right -- I've got to feed my frankenboobs."

by anarcissie May 18, 2008

bag

(noun) A conspiracy or conspiratorial or criminal arrangement or relationship; a corrupt official or office

"There's a lot of bags in Baltimore"

by anarcissie April 4, 2008