(noun) A person who displays insufficient fortitude or toughness in a difficult or uncomfortable situation; by extension, a person or thing which is inadequate to the purpose at hand. Can be turned into an adjective by adding -ed ("candy-assed"). Frequently heard in the military.
by anarcissie May 28, 2008
A set rhetorical form of great antiquity in which the speaker or writer deplores the unusual and previously unheard-of deficiencies of the present young in morals, manners, taste, dress, intellectual achievement, awareness, energy, self-discipline, appearance, etc. etc. etc. Often applied ironically. Sometimes expanded to 'people these days'.
'I see where Will has another "kids these days" column out. He never seems to tire of telling us how we're going to the dogs.'
by anarcissie October 29, 2011
(adjective) White, Caucasian, European as in 'gray cat' (White person). (Mid-20th-century Black hip slang; usually somewhat derogatory.)
by anarcissie March 21, 2013
A mythical conspiracy organization of homosexuals controlling the universe, especially the financial, military and cultural worlds. Members could be disciplined by threatening them with exposure and rewarded with elaborate sexual favors. Everything was run from catacombs beneath Omaha, Nebraska. Post-Stonewall, it was sadly discovered that the conspiracy didn't exist.
by anarcissie January 13, 2011
(noun) courage, boldness, wildness, balls, especially in "show hair", to demonstrate these qualities. Probably from mid-20th cent. surfer lingo. Related to "hairy" meaning difficult or frightening.
by anarcissie May 18, 2008
The next stage beyond oogly. The initial stages are ugly, oogly, yoogly (or yougly), hyoogly, uhhhhyoogly.... (Only assended masters can pronounce the further stages. Don't try this at home.)
"Man, you so ugly you yoogly -- to look in a mirror you got to sneak up behind it and catch it by surprise." (A traditional move in The Dozens.)
by anarcissie May 22, 2008
The second stage of ugly; that which is beyond ugly. The stages are usually given as ugly, oogly, yoogly, hyoogly. Scientists are at work with facial supercolliders to discover more advanced stages. A parallel branch has been found beginning with 'fugly'.
by anarcissie June 10, 2019