Definitions by ana von hindenburg

threesome 

when three people are getting some from each other. not necessarily in the popular male+female+female configuration

-hey Julie, wanna hook up later today?
-yeah, but I have a guest at my house. my cousin is visiting
-threesome then?
-um... sure, let me just call him and give him a heads up
-him? um.. actually, let me get back to you on this one, I think I'm coming down with cancer

threesome by ana von hindenburg May 31, 2012

hang a u

make a u-turn

-I want to go home. Hang a U.
-This is an expressway. Niki Lauda couldn't manage a U-turn here

hang a u by ana von hindenburg January 7, 2012

sing-alongy 

adj. a sing-alongy song is easy enough for everyone to sing or hum along

Chief scout at a Scouts meeting:
- each patrol has to pick a song for today's campfire
Scout:
- can we pick any song?
- yes, but make sure it's sing-alongy so everyone can catch on

sing-alongy by ana von hindenburg August 22, 2011

a shoulder to vomit on 

that sweet guy that keeps you company while you're indulging in a monologue with the toilet bowl after you get yourself lobotomized drunk at parties

-Last night Jared served me as a shoulder to vomit on, hadn't it been for him I'd've drowned in the toilet bowl
-Yeah, he's a sweetheart

a shoulder to vomit on by ana von hindenburg March 19, 2011

uber nervous 

very nervous, super nervous

"über" is German for over, beyond. It somehow found its way to the English language loosing the umlaut, however.

It's the first time the band will play a stadium gig, I bet they're uber nervous.

uber nervous by ana von hindenburg March 19, 2011

does the pope shit in a funny hat? 

An answer to a question with an obvious yes.

It's a splice of two phrases
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Does the pope wear a funny hat?

Interviewer to a rock star:
-Have you had sex with groupies?
Rock star:
-does the pope shit in a funny hat?

does the pope shit in a funny hat? by ana von hindenburg February 26, 2011

schadenfreude 

Taking pleasure in somebody else's misfortune. From German,
also spelled shadenfreude

shrink to a patient:
-what did you feel when you found out that your successful brother had lost all his money in the stock market?
patient:
-schadenfreude

schadenfreude by ana von hindenburg February 25, 2011