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A large swollen and quite possibly infected testicle which appears purpley/red in nature. Perhaps caused by the Mrs finding out about "the affair" or due to obscure sexual positions in which the safety of the testicular area may become impaired.

Fuck me.

by Anonymous July 18, 2006

papichulo

a guy name miguel. that was a pimp and where ever he goes girls thinks he is attractive thats why they call him papichulo
is the man and pimp the ladys

by Anonymous October 14, 2003

burger king

Once I ate a hamburger from them. That night I got bad diarrhea.

It was painful.

by Anonymous August 16, 2003

MARTITUDE

"MARTITUDE" is the false belief that you "Rock". In actual fact it is a complete parody of the person using the word.

See Also: Sarcasm

by Anonymous March 22, 2003

Dirty Bronson

The act of pooing in a sock and beating poeple about the head and face with it.

That filty whore was not giving it up so I had to give here a Dirty Bronson.

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

Shat

The radio friendly way of saying "Shit"

That was so silly I just shat my ditee!

by Anonymous July 17, 2003

tit wank

When a woman pushes her tits together, and the man slides his cock in between and thrusts (as you do) resulting in the woman recieving a pearl necklace

"Slide your hard dick in between my fat baps and I'll give you a tit wank! Oh! and I get a present aswell! You know how I love pearls!"

by Anonymous May 15, 2003