anOnymous's definitions

SPS

Stands for the "Standardized Pump Scale." A scale used to indicate a girl's hotness. The assigned numerical value is determined by estimating the amount of pumps it would take to ejaculate while having sexual intercourse with the girl. The lower the number of pumps, the hotter the girl. It should be noted that the SPS may be unreasonably skewed by the effects of alcohol or the lack of sex since high school prom.

Guy 1: Man, check out that hottie.
Guy 2: Yeah, she's at least a 6 on the SPS.
Guy 1: Yeah right, she's only a 2 unless you count the 4 courtesy pumps you'd give her just so you wouldn't feel so guilty.

by anonymous October 6, 2004

asshat

One who has their head up their ass. Thus wearing their ass as a hat. Asshat

by Anonymous October 11, 2002

kook

One type of Mike character, ofthen referred to as "kooky" or "batty"

Kook is such a crazy KOOKBAT!!

by Anonymous October 18, 2003

Leftman

A hearty red young man, hailing from Roanoke, VA and attending school at Washington and Lee University.

Yose kidz, how 'bout that leftman?

by Anonymous February 14, 2003

HAVIC

Creator of generalised Chaos, collector of virii or general trouble maker

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

destro

big head

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

lorhen

rich bitch

by Anonymous March 18, 2003