Rice

a car with mods with no performance reason for them
yo, BRO!.....rice is meant to eat, not to drive
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
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u-turn

a straight guy who turns gay within 12 hours.
by Anonymous July 27, 2003
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hdofu

Short for Hope Dimond of Fucked Uppidness
by Anonymous July 12, 2003
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morning wood

the biggest boner you can get. you wake up after sleeping, and your dick is hard as a rock. the best way to get rid of it is to have a sweaty sex session with some fly ruca, she will love it too.
damn baby, i got morning wood. oh well, i guess ill just have to fuck the shit out of you.
by Anonymous May 07, 2003
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liposuction

hey everyone...america invented something awesome! you see, first it was mc donalds so that everyone would love the food and the government would get a ton of tax from the consumers, but now, you can eat mcdonald's and not even worry about getting fat. well, you'll be paying tax ofcourse, but now fat can be sucked right out of any part of your body. that's right. and you'll look good, so the other shallow people will like you. good job.
hmm...i ate too much this week and i really dont feel like going on a healthy diet and getting excercise. Hey wait, why don't i just get liposuction?
by Anonymous September 06, 2003
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moron

By nature, us humans usually fear what is unknown, represents a threat or we don't understand; a moron is an individual with infinite possibilities.
Morality could come from morons.
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
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kraft

dude, JT is being such a Kraft
by Anonymous January 18, 2003
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