Ass Hand

1. Sticking one's hand in their ass and then shaking the hand of someone that they don't like because they are an ass.

2. After wiping your ass after going to the bathroom, you gerealized that your fingers broke thru the toilet paper

1. Awwww... I don't like this guy, I think I'll give him an ass hand!

2. Awwww... damn toilet paper was too thin... now I have ass hand!

by Anonymous March 29, 2003

austin powers

an International Mystery Man

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

prospector

One who has the innate ability to locate comedy gold on UrbanDictionary.com

John Gill is one silly-ass prospector.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

ovarian splooge

alternative and awesome name for female ejaculation

my sister was rubbin my mom's pussy and she ovarian splooged on the wall

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

hizznazz

best or most significant

Track 5 is the hizznazz.

by Anonymous August 01, 2003

pinned

The feeling you have when you have crossed the "having fun" phase of doing cocaine into the "a new source of natural energy" phase of it. May also be used to describe the feeling obtained from speed, but with speed, the "having fun" phase is skipped.

Girl: "How are you feeling?"
Guy: "I'm fuckin' pinned."

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

limp bizkit

A group of males ejaculate on a person in the middle of the group.

by Anonymous November 14, 2002