The reason humans are still alive. World's Best Game, hands down. Doesn't even matter if you have bedrock or java this game is underrated.
Random six year old- Fortnite is the best game ever! Minecraft sucks!
me- *casually approaches child*
me- *casually approaches child*
by an existant of this planet November 18, 2020
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by an existant of this planet January 10, 2022
Synonym for "Annoying"
lol, jk, but most vegans are annoying I'll tell you that. Some are pretty chill about it though. But most vegans, for absolutely no reason, will just be a pain in the ass.
lol, jk, but most vegans are annoying I'll tell you that. Some are pretty chill about it though. But most vegans, for absolutely no reason, will just be a pain in the ass.
Some guy: Ay bro, want to go grab a burger?
Vegan 1: Nah man, I'm vegan, but do they have those vegan burgers?
Some guy: They do.
Vegan 1: Aight bet.
Some guy: Want to grab a burger?
Vegan 2: *inhales* NoOoOOoOooO! WhY ArE yOU doIng ThaT tO tHe PoOR coWs tHEy NevEr DeSeReved iT oH mY gOd whY arE yOu dOinG tHis yOu SaTaniC fUCk yOu aRe GoIng tO HeLL foR wHAt yOu dO tO thoSe PiGS whO hAd nO ChanCE AT DefENDiNg theMselVeS dO yOu reAlize tHe damAge yOu aRe caUsiNg yOu ArE evErytHinG tHAt Is WrOng wIth thIS woRLd deAR GoD heLp mE foRgiVE tHiS wRetchED sOuL LeT he bE DamnEd bY tHE deViL
Vegan 1: Nah man, I'm vegan, but do they have those vegan burgers?
Some guy: They do.
Vegan 1: Aight bet.
Some guy: Want to grab a burger?
Vegan 2: *inhales* NoOoOOoOooO! WhY ArE yOU doIng ThaT tO tHe PoOR coWs tHEy NevEr DeSeReved iT oH mY gOd whY arE yOu dOinG tHis yOu SaTaniC fUCk yOu aRe GoIng tO HeLL foR wHAt yOu dO tO thoSe PiGS whO hAd nO ChanCE AT DefENDiNg theMselVeS dO yOu reAlize tHe damAge yOu aRe caUsiNg yOu ArE evErytHinG tHAt Is WrOng wIth thIS woRLd deAR GoD heLp mE foRgiVE tHiS wRetchED sOuL LeT he bE DamnEd bY tHE deViL
by an existant of this planet February 16, 2021
If you're looking this up you know very well a girlfriend is a extremely rare, legendary creature you, me, and all us boys long to find. A lucky few manage to find one, and very few times does he succeed to befriend her. Those who can't find one wither from this world, but fortunately, a cure to not having one exists. (see "memes")
Although memes provide happiness, we all know deep down that a void of darkness inside us intends to pull our skulls out through our nose holes to tell us what is true, the reality, and, unfortunately, that darkness is right.
So, good luck on your journey to get a Girlfriend. It's your choice. Accept the truth, or fight it.
Although memes provide happiness, we all know deep down that a void of darkness inside us intends to pull our skulls out through our nose holes to tell us what is true, the reality, and, unfortunately, that darkness is right.
So, good luck on your journey to get a Girlfriend. It's your choice. Accept the truth, or fight it.
Me: I'll get a girlfriend eventually.
The Void: Hey shitass, look up your name on Urban Dictionary. I put one up that reads "you're a fucking dipshit who'll die depressed and poor."
Me: (proceeds to need help for homework on Shakespeare, and turns to Urban dictionary, who manages to put the world's most boring man into an erotic fantasy)
The Void: Hey shitass, look up your name on Urban Dictionary. I put one up that reads "you're a fucking dipshit who'll die depressed and poor."
Me: (proceeds to need help for homework on Shakespeare, and turns to Urban dictionary, who manages to put the world's most boring man into an erotic fantasy)
by an existant of this planet January 06, 2021
a talent that I specialize in.
by an existant of this planet January 10, 2022
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by an existant of this planet November 23, 2020