amypercy 's definitions

therapy

something i am in desperate need for but dont get because i don't care about my wellbeing

friend: hey amy, you should really consider getting therapy or something, you need help
me: nah i can't be arsed

by amypercy April 14, 2020

James

My life is brilliant

My name is James

I'm only 7

And that explains

Why I’ve never had a best friend

Until you came along

But people stop and they look at us and they say that it's wrong

They say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

You're name is Clive

And you're 45

But you don't let that come between us

And you make me hold your... hand

We went to the park

And we fed bread to a duck

And then you took me home

So that we could… eat dinner

And now I’ve got your fish fingers in my tum

And then you try to push your... food on my plate

You're a paedophile they say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

But I don't care

Cause you're always there

Like when you helped me find my spectacles

And when you fiddled with my... hair

You find me after school

You watched me in the pool

You make me laugh when you act silly

You take me to the swings

You buy me sweets and things

Sometimes I play with your... watch

You're a paedophile they say

You're a paedophile

You're a paedophile they say

Or I have misheard

Yeah I’ve got the wrong word

I mean that you're my babysitter

And though you are my babysitter

You still take me up the... shops

James deserves justices. he deserves to be defined.

by amypercy April 14, 2020

Phil

Phil is a commonly used name to describe a rapist.

Omg did you hear on the new last night, there’s a Phil on the lose.

by amypercy April 18, 2020

nonceketeers

Take from the famous musketeers and the word nonce. It is where 3 good friends who are close and bond over nonce related things. There motto is 'kids for one kids for all.'

oh look it's the 3 nonceketeers

by amypercy April 14, 2020

Simp

You.

You are a simp.

by amypercy April 18, 2020