amy christ's definitions
by Amy Christ April 30, 2005

ex. 1: "you sure do got a pretty mouth"
"aw, snarf"
ex. 2: "Justine's in the other room being a drama queen again. i swear, you put one drop of liquor in that girl and she's crying and carrying on like someone actually gives a damn."
"oh snarf. that girl needs to be gagged and left somewhere."
ex. 3: "snarf! did you see that car just run over that hotdog stand?"
"aw, snarf"
ex. 2: "Justine's in the other room being a drama queen again. i swear, you put one drop of liquor in that girl and she's crying and carrying on like someone actually gives a damn."
"oh snarf. that girl needs to be gagged and left somewhere."
ex. 3: "snarf! did you see that car just run over that hotdog stand?"
by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

by Amy Christ April 29, 2005

it is balls cold outside!
that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.
I was balls wasted and tried picking up my physics teacher at the bar not even realizing it!
those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.
that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.
I was balls wasted and tried picking up my physics teacher at the bar not even realizing it!
those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.
by Amy Christ March 5, 2008

my friends dragged me to some fuckstick's house so i entertained myself by gaffling his CD collection pirately.
i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.
i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.
im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.
i wish i were reading the newspaper right now but it was gaffled pirately off of the lawn.
i thought i was buying acid but got gaffled pirately. it was fuckin fake.
im gonna gaffle pirately this shirt from the store.
by Amy Christ December 20, 2007

slang for crystal meth.
by Amy Christ May 1, 2005

i hate having to walk through the ho strolls. everyone assumes im a hooker!
i saw your girlfriend workin it on the ho stroll last night. she said shed eat it for a rock but i didnt feel like catchin her mouth herpes on my fun stuff.
i saw your girlfriend workin it on the ho stroll last night. she said shed eat it for a rock but i didnt feel like catchin her mouth herpes on my fun stuff.
by Amy Christ May 1, 2005
