amanda's definitions

dendrofiliac

person who fucks trees

latin?

you know that girl from superstar??? ya shes a dendrofiliac!

by amanda April 15, 2004

I have to pizzle fo rizzle

I have to pee for real.

"Where's the bathroom?"
"Why?"
"I have to pizzle fo rizzle."

by Amanda May 4, 2003

astrojax

The best toy in the world.

"I just bought my Astrojax from TOYSRUS!"

by Amanda August 22, 2003

mahwah

The only town in New Jersey to which Anna Kournikova, the Williams sisters, and other pro tennis players have played.

Bring back the tennis classic

Monica Seles won the tennis classic in Mahwah. Where? Mahwah, you know as in: "Rome, Paris, Wimbledon, Mahwah"

by Amanda April 11, 2005

porn star

someone who has sex with males or females on film, so ugly men and horney bi-sexual woman can watch while they masterbate

when I go to the club with friends, the best way to hook up with another guy or girl is to look like a porn star.

by amanda October 21, 2003

O.I.N.C.

Acronym for a lesser-known Marketing Demographic: One Income, No Children. Applies mainly to 20-30 something single men with no family obligations who spend all of their incomes on video equipment, stereo equipment, "Stuff" Magazine and designer beer.

Brad is such an OINC; he has 1000 CDs and three game systems but no girlfriend.

by amanda April 23, 2003

fingered

fingers being inserted into the vagina, usually very rapidly.

jenny fingered me so fast, I came all over her fingers.

by amanda October 21, 2003