amanda's definitions

swerving

being so drunk, basic functions are no longer possible

dude Kate! last night you were swerving!

by amanda September 7, 2003

go suck on a straw

This is a term that means "Go away and do something else." or " Go away and suck the juice out of a man's penis."

"I hate you." man #1.
"Go suck on a straw!" man #2.

by Amanda May 13, 2005

shit on a shingle

Another way to say damn it or crap when something is done wrong.

Someone drops something and in response says " Shit on a shingle!"

by Amanda May 13, 2005

wardrobe malfunction

An excuse to show off one's newly acquired nipple piercing.

During the Superbowl, Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson staged a wardrobe malfunction to promote the latest fashion trend for young women.

by Amanda September 11, 2004

rufus

amazing homosexual music artist whos voice is beyond compair

Rufus wainwright is beyond amazing.

by Amanda June 13, 2004

Charlestown

A term used for a school that is cheap, stinky, ugly, uneducational, and depressing.

"There are many Charlestowns in the United States."

by Amanda February 5, 2005

cell phone

a leash or locating device

My parents called me on my cell phone to make sure I wasn't having sex.

by Amanda June 1, 2003