amandA's definitions

hair-illiterate

not knowing how to do your hair

sammie is hair-illiterate everyday, and she's twig!!!

by amanda April 1, 2004

tuber

A Tuber is an Underground root system, you morons. It has to do with plant systems.. Wow.

A potato has a tuber growing underneath it in its soil.

by Amanda April 5, 2005

swerving

being so drunk, basic functions are no longer possible

dude Kate! last night you were swerving!

by amanda September 7, 2003

Tony Hawk's Underground

The best game to play online ever which is often called THUG.

"I just bought THUG the other day man!"

by Amanda December 28, 2003

galfolomule

a horribly loud and smelly fart made by a midget

Oh! damnit it wee man why the fuck did you galfolamule?

by amanda June 20, 2003

whoa buddy

used when someone has said or done something outrageously stupid/funny/crazy.

whoa buddy watch ya self

by Amanda May 13, 2005

wardrobe malfunction

An excuse to show off one's newly acquired nipple piercing.

During the Superbowl, Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson staged a wardrobe malfunction to promote the latest fashion trend for young women.

by Amanda September 11, 2004