37 definitions by allen

A. Coined by mark the beast
B. Meaning - Cool, the ultimate of cool.
That guy mark is dijon, he gets all the ladies.
by allen February 24, 2005
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A pussy wanker is someone that is a total pussy when it comes to going out with girls, and instead wacks off all day alone.
Dude, John is a pussy wanker.
by allen March 9, 2004
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One who masturbates in front of his computer while at a lan party.
by allen December 7, 2003
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1. a person who is a complete and utter asshole
2. a discourteous person
3. to spank your partner with your hand while fucking them
1. Josh thinks he is better than everyone, what a spankfuck.
2. Josh blasts his music early in the morning, what a spankfuck.
3. Bill spankfucked Judy.
by allen February 9, 2004
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1. She was so hot I thought I was going to splooge on the spot.
by allen February 9, 2004
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Dressed, as in, such a fashion to look impressive enough, for someone to compliment someone (usually a Man compliments the lady, on this situation) "if looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction"
wow, Celeste, even though this is a semi-formal, you're dressed to kill, babe!
by allen June 14, 2006
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