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Sadness is when you step in a puddle of water while wearing socks, but it can be felt in other situations such as when you're hungry but all the food you have needs to be cooked because your fatass ate all of the frozen foods.
My morning was filled to the brim with sadness when I realized that I had stepped in a puddle of water with socks on.
by all-hail-cthulhu November 29, 2024
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When you take a massive steaming shit so big that it physically cannot flush down the toilet, and you have to battle it out with the poop knife.
The other day, I saw a General Brown in the public restroom, and it physically wouldn’t flush. I shit you not! (Pun intended)
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Get the Spokane mug.A shoe (preferably crocs) that has been shit in by a dog or another person. It also feels really weird and disgusting when you put them on.
The other day, the Shit Goblin struck again when I went to put on my shoes. Instead, I got a Croc of Shit.
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