all in the name of jesus's definitions

f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

Fuck me in the ass cause I love jesus. The act of taking jesus along with you for a pleasurable ride.

Hey dad, f.m.i.t.a.c.i.l.j

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

Dog Hooker

A stray dog that walks around in fish nets hoping to get doggy dick

"that dog hooker really taught me how to put the cock in spaniel if you know what I mean"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

Baby Making Snot

Sperm

"you got baby making snot all over my dogs face"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

kael

a guy with a really bad farmers tan

"yooooo you have a kael goin on"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

VSCO girl

An annoying ass girl from class of 2023 who wears pookah shell necklaces and carries her hydro flask with her everywhere. She has scrunchies up and down both arms and thinks wearing a long t-shirt is an exception for not wearing pants.

"if I see another VSCO girl saying some sksksksksksksksk type shit I'm gonna kill myself"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

packing

walking around with a huge dick

"youre packing dude"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

tent in your pants

getting a boner that makes your pants stand up

"you have a tent in your pants dude, need help getting rid of it"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019