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Definitions by alix mcq

Compare People 

An evil Facebook application that at first seems like fun, however it sends you weekly E-mails telling you how much better everyone else is then you.
Guy 1:Hey, I got an E-Mail for Compare People...YES #2 most desirable to date.

Guy 2: lets see....I got #13 most absentee....I hate my life....
Compare People by Alix McQ April 4, 2009

Brotrosity 

Dude, you nailed my girlfriend, you committed a brotrosity, our bromance is over.
Brotrosity by Alix McQ January 12, 2009

DO MAGIC 

Guy 1: Were to babies come from?
Guy 2: DO MAGIC
Guy 1: what?
Guy 2: shut up
DO MAGIC by Alix McQ January 11, 2009

Pearl Harbor Situation 

When someone does something to someone with out being provoked, and the victim then over reacts.
Rachel threw her phone at Sean for no reason, so Sean broke a plate over her head. It was a common pearl harbor situation.
Pearl Harbor Situation by Alix McQ December 22, 2008

Twilight 

A plot used by the book companies to assassinate the new president.
Phase 1: The book companies hire a author to write a book that will give fat chicks hope that a vampire will stumble upon them and fall in love with them. It makes since seeing as how, with a few exceptions, fat chicks are reading the books.
Phase 2: They make a movie, the fat chicks go to the movie and spend an assload on snacks.
Phase 3:The movie theaters send the snack money back to the Book companies who then hire a gunman.
Phase 4: Dead president...while its still unclear as to why there doing this it is a threat we must all face.
Fat Chick: I'm going to buy twilight.
Guy: Are you trying to get our president shot?
Twilight by Alix McQ December 16, 2008

Blow Through 

When your wiping your ass and you finger breaks through the toliet paper.
It should be noted that there are diffrent catagories of blow through.
category 1. You get some shit on your finger.
category 2. Your whole finger goes in.
category 3. Your hand goes in up to the knuckle.
category4. The most extreme case of blow through in which your whole hand enters the rectum.
My roomate got the cheap TP and I had a case of category 2 blow through.
Blow Through by Alix McQ October 12, 2008
When a male is really good friends with a female there considered Lesbros.
No she'll back me up she's my lesbro.
LesBro by Alix McQ October 12, 2008