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Nick Ford

Nick ford is a...

by Alf November 25, 2003

numbie

when you put cocaine in your mouth and it gets numb. usually after iicking a card or razor that was used to chalk up the lines.

hey, let me get a numbie off that cd case we used to bust

by alf December 20, 2003

Tut-Tut

A dismissive comment for the overly zealous. Usually accompanied by a dismissive hand-gesture.

Can also be used as a verb. Ie:
Tut-tutting

Serena: I think I should be a writer!
Alf: Tut-tut, surely you need to know how to read first.

Or

Serena: Quit Tut-tutting all my ideas asshole!

Alf: Sorry

by Alf April 11, 2005

cheese helmet

the GREATEST Rock'n roll band EVER, hailing from Stjørdal, Norway

I love Cheese helmet, like in I love ___

by Alf August 12, 2003

rio ferdinand

Ugly judas scum.Someone with no morals who will stab you in the back for an extra couple of quid.Someone who forgets to take a drugs test.

by alf November 3, 2003

war protester

a pussy white person who protest war

fuck those protesters, they should go to hell.

by alf May 3, 2003

u-ey

A shorten form of "U-Turn," turning in the opposite direction you're driving.

(Yukmouth)
Put your seatbelt on,
cuz there's hella cops parked up the block.
(Knumskull)
Well nigga bust a U-ey then.
(Yukmouth)
Nigga fire up that doobie then.

by Alf May 19, 2006