numbie

when you put cocaine in your mouth and it gets numb. usually after iicking a card or razor that was used to chalk up the lines.

hey, let me get a numbie off that cd case we used to bust

by alf December 20, 2003

Tut-Tut

A dismissive comment for the overly zealous. Usually accompanied by a dismissive hand-gesture.

Can also be used as a verb. Ie:
Tut-tutting

Serena: I think I should be a writer!
Alf: Tut-tut, surely you need to know how to read first.

Or

Serena: Quit Tut-tutting all my ideas asshole!

Alf: Sorry

by Alf April 11, 2005

Jonesy

1.An awesome example of something that mixes Rock and Roll and everyday life.

2. Something Trashy, Punky, Independent, and stylish.

After Steve Jones, Formerly of the Sex Pistols, and presently the host of Jonesy's Jukebox on INDY 103.1 Los Angeles
INDY 103.1

Garden State was so Jonesy.

No way dude..have you ever seen Sid and Nancy?

No, not Jonesy in a Literal sense. I mean JONESY like Life Aquatic.

Troy?

Not Jonesy.

by Alf January 18, 2005

Queek

A gay nerd, a queer geek.

Why are so many Queeks into Batman?
It's the whole Batman/Robin relationship

by Alf April 25, 2006

rio ferdinand

Ugly judas scum.Someone with no morals who will stab you in the back for an extra couple of quid.Someone who forgets to take a drugs test.

by alf November 03, 2003

u-ey

A shorten form of "U-Turn," turning in the opposite direction you're driving.

(Yukmouth)
Put your seatbelt on,
cuz there's hella cops parked up the block.
(Knumskull)
Well nigga bust a U-ey then.
(Yukmouth)
Nigga fire up that doobie then.

by Alf May 19, 2006

tastes snatchy

something that taste pasty or faintly bitter

1: This cream tastes snatchy!!!

by ALF December 23, 2004