25 definitions by alexis

Impatient Gourmet

The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.

"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."

by alexis September 30, 2004

joil

hot poop

you are the biggest piece of joil i have ever seen in my life

by alexis January 12, 2004

spud

a fat lazy ditball

look at that spud....she fell asleep with a beefcake in her mouth.

by alexis January 1, 2004

Holy Murray

Used as in substution for words such as, Smokes, Crap, Moley.

1. Holy Murray! We just won the championship game!

by alexis February 8, 2004

Rabbit Food

What health nuts or vegetarians eat: leafty greens and vegetables.

Can you minus the rabbit food from that sandwhich?

by alexis October 28, 2004

KEFUN

KEFUN: Fuck Me If You Can.
started to secretly proposition sex or to use as a derogatory come-back.

* so what are we gonna do today

* well i was thinking KEFUN.

by alexis January 10, 2005

copp

to get a hold of, to catch,gain, or win that shit

Damn, I ain't got no money for the show, so I'm about to copp that ticket.

by alexis November 28, 2002