alexis's definitions

Flowbeat

flowbeat // f'low-be"at comes from the ancient tribes in South Africa, primarily Zimbabwe and Lemba.

Used during ceremony, young children becoming tribal members are to flowbeat, or masturbate, until they can draw an outline of the greatest God, Chzeklemokikakakakaina, onto the richest soil in the land with their cum.

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by alexis May 25, 2004

Impatient Gourmet

The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.

"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."

by Alexis September 30, 2004

joil

hot poop

you are the biggest piece of joil i have ever seen in my life

by alexis January 12, 2004

Habbo Hotel

When you are in the verge of commiting suicide, you go to this crappy site.
Some people actually waste their money
to look better, so they can get "screwerd."

Before I shoot myself in the head, let me go to habbo hotel, afterall, it will bore me to death!

by Alexis April 18, 2005

crooked

1. Of the non-straight quality.
2. To be or act gay.
3. To like someone of the same sex

1. The way she dresses makes her look crooked.
2. Yeah, I am crooked, are you?

by Alexis February 21, 2005

Holy Murray

Used as in substution for words such as, Smokes, Crap, Moley.

1. Holy Murray! We just won the championship game!

by Alexis February 8, 2004

Rabbit Food

What health nuts or vegetarians eat: leafty greens and vegetables.

Can you minus the rabbit food from that sandwhich?

by Alexis October 28, 2004