alexis's definitions

Idol Forums

Idol Forums aka IDF, is the most welcoming place ever. It is mostly geared toward American Idol and American Juniors and Candadian Idol. It also has a Soap Box (advice) and Off topic (speaks for its self) Seriously the best website Ive ever signed up for.

www.idolforums.com

"OH MAN MY LIFE SUCKS, but everything is good once I log into idolforums"

"OMG! I totally missed American Idol, but know my friends on IDF can gimmie a vid"

"I made the best blend for a giveaway everrrr"

"Dang that Rishiboy, closed my spam thread on IDF again!"

by Alexis February 7, 2005

Joilet

The place where you take a Joil... aka... the crapper

I need to give the joilet a visit

by Alexis January 19, 2004

Flowbeat

flowbeat // f'low-be"at comes from the ancient tribes in South Africa, primarily Zimbabwe and Lemba.

Used during ceremony, young children becoming tribal members are to flowbeat, or masturbate, until they can draw an outline of the greatest God, Chzeklemokikakakakaina, onto the richest soil in the land with their cum.

in description.

by alexis May 25, 2004

Impatient Gourmet

The Impatient Gourmet is a sexual position in which one woman stands on her head naked with her legs spread, while the other woman goes and orders a pizza.

"My gustatory cravings were overpowering my sexual desires, so I had to give her the Impatient Gourmet."

by Alexis September 30, 2004

joil

hot poop

you are the biggest piece of joil i have ever seen in my life

by alexis January 12, 2004

tight

cool,awesome it means something catches your eye

uh your shirt is tight

by Alexis January 28, 2004

KEFUN

KEFUN: Fuck Me If You Can.
started to secretly proposition sex or to use as a derogatory come-back.

* so what are we gonna do today

* well i was thinking KEFUN.

by Alexis January 10, 2005